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@emmalush wrote:

Multi-coloured snow falls over Siberia

http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/breaking/2007/0202/breaking26.htm

WOW!

She comes in colors ev’rywhere;
She combs her hair
She’s like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colors

She comes in colors ev’rywhere;
She combs her hair
She’s like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colors

Have you seen her dressed in blue?
See the sky in front of you
And her face is lik a sail
Speck of white so fair and pale
Have you seen a lady fairer?

She comes in colors ev’rywhere;
She combs her hair
She’s like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colors

Have you seen her all in gold?
Like a queen in days of old
She shoots her colors all around
Like a sunset going down
Have you seen a lady fairer?

She comes in colors ev’rywhere;
She combs her hair
She’s like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colors

She’s like a rainbow
Coming, colors in the air
Oh, everywhere
She comes in colors

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There you are ….. an unsolicited testimonial !!!

(The £10 is on it way to you lil fek !!!)

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Nothing wrong with any of that AW – it all makes perfect sense.

I for one am sick and tired of a bunch of whining dykes complaining about the lavatory seat being left up by men.

This is why point number 1 was especially true:

(“1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.”)

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Oh dear oh dear …. Slayer has got you there Emma. A direct quote as well eh???

Looks like it’s game over for Emma!!!

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Caesarian section – Hmmmmm. The mother should have been made to deliver it naturally, that would teach her !!!

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This is a really serious issue Tommy, and you’re right to raise it here.

The Government cannot do anything, it’s up to the people to do something about this terrible scourge of global warming that has become so fashionable amongst the chattering classes recently.

Following the principle that ”the polluter pays” we should all be prepared to pay substantially more taxes. Those that don’t pollute can have a rebate. This will stop pollution overnight.

Following Richmond-upon-Thames Council’s brave lead, we should all pay vastly increased charges for parking our cars outside our houses. This will instantly penalise polluters and reduce global warming at a stroke.

All forms of air transport should be immediatly abolished, as it is a well known fact that aeroplanes are a prime cause of upper air pollution.

All street lights across the entire countryshould be turned off permanently so as to reduce electricity consumption and thus, at a stroke, reduce global warming.

Central heating should be prohibited by law and all plumbers that instal it should be ostracised by society, as they are a major cause of the planet’s problems.

Fianlly, we should deal with the main creators of global warming gas – methane!!! All cows across the entire world should be slaughtered (especially the fat ones) so as to prevent them emitting the current vast levels of methane gas. (This may cause issues with the Hindu population – but you cannot save the planet without upsetting a few people).

The skins of these cows could be used to clothe all the peoples of the world (except the Hindus) so as to reduce their need for central heating and thus provide a further benefit to mankind. Their meat could also be used to feed the starving and thus alleviate global poverty. (The Hindus would have to continue eating rice).

As concerned citizens of our planet, I feel certain that we will all get behind this plan to save civilization as we knew it.

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Very sadly Becky I simply don’t have a solution.

It seems that whatever one group of people come up with, another group howls them down. There doesn’t appear to be a general consensus amongst the public as to what should be done, and I guess that unless and until there is, we are all going to have to put up with an assortment of outrages.

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I would like to say how flattered I am at this poll….. even with the unintentional typos, it’s a complete masterpiece – or something.

As for the bastard that voted for me being too Liberal ffs – you are in deep shit as of right now and I’m going to hunt you down and piss on your Weetabix. Effing bloody commie cat lover – your days are numbered !!!

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The Home Office said: “We only enforce an individual’s return when satisfied they’re not at risk.”

And there you have it people. His human rights might have been violated or Amnesty International might have alleged that he would be subjected to torture if he was sent back to Somalia, and we couldn’t possibly do that could we???

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… and what exactly do you suggest should be done then Becky???

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