Memo to Self:
What ever you do … do NOT drive anywhere near Batland, especially after dark.
If a driver in a red Volvo gets within 100 yds of my car … abandon it and continue on foot.
Beware of damaged road signs, traffic lights etc etc in 50 mile radius of Batland.
Avoid all red Volvos at all costs ….. just in case !!!
Consider reccomending the Driver Test Centre in Batland to all friends as it is obviously an easy one for a quick ”pass”.