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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:
Look some of us have the flu and are druged up to the eye balls on cought mixger! Why else do you think I am being nice?
Answer: Please select from the options below the correct answer. Is it a) b) or c)?
a) because you’ve taken your medication today.
b) you’ve had a full frontal lobotomy.
c) your charisma bypass operation was successful.
The Dyslexia Association does publishing deals for its members.
It’s probably because the word ”shinrai” in Mongolian means ‘anti-abortionist’
BTW most of the Staff are multi lingual.
Strikes me Emma, that you don’t need to be incited…!!!
The Hoff rules ……. doesn’t he???
@emmalush wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Actually it isn’t Emma. The girl wmay have been white but the man was black.
Richard Mark Hanson isnt white? You have a picture?
No ….. I just made it up to see what you’d say. At least you didn’t call me a Fascist this time.
@emmalush wrote:
@emmalush wrote:
http://www.spenboroughtoday.co.uk/ViewArticle2.aspx?SectionID=384&ArticleID=1784431
POLICE have arrested a 20-year-old man after a teenage girl was found bleeding to death from a stab wound to the neck in a Liversedge pub car park.[/color]
Richard Mark Hanson, 20, of Stubley Farm Lane, Liversedge, appeared at Dewsbury Magistrates’ Court on Tuesday charged with Miss Roberts’ murder.
Its safe to say that atleast the murder wasn’t racially motivated.
Actually it isn’t Emma. The girl wmay have been white but the man was black. Looks like you can add this one to your ever growing list of statistics.
Re: Ruby’s Code.
I think that the code used is created by taking a PC, keyboard, mouse & screen etc. To this hardware is added some software in the form of an operator or user. The setup ideally should be electronically connected to the internet – but this isn’t essential for code creation.
The user is then infused with a quantity of Ethyl Alchohol (or Ethanol). This can be flavoured with any fruit or vegetable of the user’s choice. Typically this flavouring is an extract of the grape or grain mixed with hops but the flavouring is not essential for the code creating purpose. It can also be diluted with other liquids but this only delays the onset of the code creation phenomenon.
Over time, and as the quantity of ingested Ethyl Alchohol is absorbed by the user into their bloodstream, the code writing ability becomes progressively more apparent. Once the concentration of Ethyl Alchohol / blood mixture within the user has reached an optimum level, the encodong process can commence.
(The optimum level will vary from one user to another but generally the correct concentration is reached when the users’s eyes turn bloodshot and their balance is heavily impaired).
To commence the code creation process, the user is placed in front of the keyboard and instructed to type whatever thoughts come into their head at the time. What emerges onto the screen via the PC is guaranteed to be an unbreakable ‘one time’ code that will make perfect sense to the user – but appear to be total rubbish to the rest of the world.
NB: WARNING – This code creation process in irreversible even by the creator and once the Ethyll Alchohol concentration has reduced to normal levels, the entire code will be permanently erased from the creators data store.
…… so there was this guy called Steve Urwin … or was it Irwin …. well whatever. Anyway he was out swimming in his Aussie swimming pool one day when this effing big crocodile came up to him and …….
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Thanks for the correction Geoff.
So it appears that it is a far bigger crime to stuff your cock down the throat of a willing female intern than to demolish the WTC and kill thousands.
Who needs conspiracy theories???
