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Hi people, I have unpicked the insulting stuff as best I can so my apologies if some responses don’t make too much sense.
I hope all goes well with the little guy and I am ashameed at some of the stuff that was posted on here. I shall be using my sausages for fingers without mercy !!!!!
I did it yesterday – August 16th – but not today as it wouldn’t have counted. Pity really as I enjoyed doing it yesterday. Lots of people over here did it yesterday with me as well.
Nice of them really as when you reach my advanced years not many people are prepared to do it with you.
Oh well that’s it for another year before I can do it again!!!
This is getting much better. I am keeping the situation under constant review from my Italian hideaway and can report that I have personally approved all policy suggestions put forward so far.
The only thing we need to do now is to ensure that all candidates at any election are official MRLP sponsored ones and we have the whole thing sewn up.
It’s amazing, not a beep in the local press about all these naughty terrorists arrested here in spite of the fact that allegedly some of them were found in Naples – not a million miles from here.
Do you suppose that this a part of some worldwide conspiracy to boost the BNP’s information gathering terchniques???
Absolutely right James – 1:0 it is.
Mind you I just lurve the translated ”Engrish” headlines:
Crackdown on the controls anti-terrorism in throttles forty it immigrates to you
Arrests you execute yourself for the violation of the norms in stay matterSays it all really eh???
Well there’s nothing on the local Italian news about this here Emma – nothing on the TV news – in fact as far as the Italians are concerned it simply didn’t happen.
Did it happen at all??? I know – it hasn’t happened yet but is about to happen and you’re psychic.
I’m still out here in Italy but popping into an internet cafe for my regular dose of insanity via JustChat. See I simply can’t keep away huh???
The second phase of my manifesto will be to encourage global warming by any means we can. The heat thus generated will mean that all females will have to wear bikinis at all times, whilst the savings on central heating bills can be put towards buying more coloured balloons (and cakes).
I now want to make the maifesto ”interactive” and I am opening it up for contributions from interested voters. The only rule is that the policy must seem to be workable at first glance.
PS: Cousin Franco sends his regards and promises a horses head to all those who don’t vote for me !!!
I have a manifest as well as a manifesto, in fact the facts in my manifesto are manifest.
We will end all crime by abolishing all laws. If there are no laws you cannot break them so there will be no need for prisons or police or Courts and particularly no need for lawyers. (Sorry about this chaps – better not vote MRLP eh???).
The money saved will be spent on reducing Taxes and buying coloured balloons for everybody.
If anybody breaks any of the old laws (the ones we will abolish) they will have to spend time sweeping the streets and cleaning out lavatories and collecting the weekly rubbish from all homes. In this way we will save even more money on Council Tax which will be spent on reducing Council Tax as well as buying even more coloured balloons.
More to follow……
@pinty wrote:
:shock: think with him leaving n stuff gives you the anser to that question PB…..Keep in touch witey hun xx
But it just can’t be this way PINTY. They are deeply in lurve, they both posted here and told us so. They even got engaged to be married after knowing each other for just a little while – you can’t get more committed than that can you???
Surely there must be some mistake here. They are spending so much time in each other’s arms that they don’t have any time to post stuff on the Boards…. yes that’s the answer.
So the wedding on 17th August 2007 is still on and we can all get together to have a jolly good party and celebrate the marriage of Witey and …………. er…….. what was her name again????
