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@Mr Bigstuff wrote:

The public have adopted the mindset of guilty until proven innocent.

…and quite right too !!! Let’s face it a person has to be somehow or other connected with the crime in the first place; suspected of some sort of involvement in its commission; arrested by police; questioned at length; eventually charged; a file has to go to the CPS; they refuse to actually prosecute unless there is a ”reasonable prospect of conviction”.

Of course they’re guilty and it’s only because of bleeding heart apologists for criminals that they get off.

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You know … in spite of the user name (”Emma”) being apparently female I have a theory that our own, our very own, Emma in in fact male.

Yes I know it’s shocking and may upset some user’s ideas about gender assignment, but think how the lovely & fragrant Emma rants on about the definitions of stuff in the OED !!! It’s as if this is the only truth in the Western world. A typically male approach if I may say so.

How about we collectively create a nickname for ”Emma” that will encompass his BNP sympathies, his gender confusion; and above all his total reliance on the OED?

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There was a cover up – it’s true. The piece of broken glass from the tail light of a Fiat found near the crash site wasn’t from a Fiat at all – it was from a Jaguar.

The truth is that John Prescott was staying in Paris with his mistress and was driving back to his hotel for a shag. He had been boozing heavily with her and another ”senior politician” and his girlfriend and they were on their way for a ‘foursome’ when they spotted Diana in the back of her car with Dodi Fayed.

He rolled down the window of the Jag and bellowed something rude to do with ”upper class toffs” at Diana and she gave him the finger. He got so angry that he swerved against Diana’s car and caused it to crash.

If the truth about this had come out the Government would have fallen and J P’s missus would have killed him – so they invented the story of the Fiat and blamed the paparazzi for chasing Diana and crashing her car.

..and the rest, as they say, is history.

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Christ – after ploughing through that load of dummy-spitting, I’ve lost the will to live.

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………..Or if we simply let them die from the AIDS epidemic sweeping the continent right now, the survivors will reap the benefits of that, because they’ll be LESS mouths to feed, and MORE food those who are still alive.

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@emmalush wrote:

I hear people ring up radio phone-ins saying how peeved they are with our sesspit (yes i know PB its the wrong way to spell it, is for a very good reason, which i cannot explain right now) society.

Emma – please please don’t be a tease…. come on give us a clue as to why you insist on spelling ‘cesspit’ incorrectly with an ”S” especially now that you know it to be incorrect.

All this ”very good reason” stuff is whetting our appetites for more. Is it some sort of political statement??? Is it something to do with swastika armbamds and jackboots??? Is it connected with tree-hugging transsexuals??? Surely it cannot be connected to the incessant use of dildos can it???

Come on Emma – ‘fess up – we are all gagging for it.

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@emmalush wrote:

This is funny.

Ok, no one wants to be known as a fascist or racist or nazi, BUT, the oxford English dictionary states that we all are those things.

Are you guys saying the OED is wrong?

Oh well if the OED says so then it must be right.

Thank you so much Emma for pointing this out to us all – clearly we simply had no idea. I am sure that the entire population of the Western world will be really grateful to you for this insight.

So we are all Fascist racist Nazis – and I for one would like to apologise for my part in this. To be stereotyped as a Fascist racist Nazi is awful and I really don’t know how I am going to go on living with myself.

I think I will do my penance to society by joining the BNP as clearly they and their members are most certainly NOT Fascist racist Nazis and I hope to learn a lot from them and eventually become as enlightened as Emma.

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Ugo’s a braindead bigot! He posted racist remarks here, and when he saw how the majority of people reacted against those comments, he claimed he was merely posting to wind people up. :roll:

Not only a bigot, but a cowardly one to boot.

:o :shock: :shock: oi OI less of the bigot ffs :lol: :lol: :lol:

I suspect that Owen meant to call you a ”spigot” as in a tap – which can be turned off when it constantly drips.

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Hello Mrs Gyps,
for some strange reason, I feel a calming influence whenever I communicate with you. :wink:

It’s because of all those flying fannies Owen – Gyps has a real issue with them at the moment and isn’t prepared to give any away (as in ”I don’t give a …….).

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@bat wrote:

So no I don’t think that Giz’s wedding outfit will come from the Oxfam shop OK?

But PB, just think, if she went to Oxfam for her wedding of the year outfit, she might buy it from Tony Montana!! :shock: :shock: Doesnt he work in Oxfam now? :wink: :wink:

Oh… I didn’t know he worked there as well. I thought he was just one of the beneficiaries of their charitable work.

It’s nice to see that he is paying back his debt to them for all they’ve done for him. His mummy must be very proud of her little boy.

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