Veronica, I just want to offer you a very warm welcome to the Boards. I adore your biting sarcasm, and vicious put downs. I think I’m falling in love with you. Excellent stuff.
PB , thankyou for the welcome :oops:. I was beginning to become discouraged (not). It seems to me, some people here dont like me , but then I got to thinking, why on earth would I care if an alcoholic, a bum, a scot, or a frenchie liked me, and my conclusion was, they can eat sh it. :) The last few weeks have been fun, I’ll stick around for a while.
I am delighted to hear it – although I’ll bet there are a few who won’t be !!!.
But to misquote Marie Antionette…… “Let them eat shit”
Tell you what people, this lady has a mouth like a blowtorch and a tongue that can kill at 100 yards. Yesssssss things around here are definitely looking up.
WOW !!!! 19 pages and 276 replies, but I’ve finally got here. Great fight people and all started off by Mr Google himself.
Veronica, I just want to offer you a very warm welcome to the Boards. I adore your biting sarcasm, and vicious put downs. I think I’m falling in love with you. Excellent stuff.
I’m going to spread some nice rich yellow butter on my bread…… and then I’m going to cry for all those poor little calves that were deprived of their mother’s milk so I could have butter.
Then I’m going to boil a couple of eggs to eat with my bread (and butter) and while they are boiling I’m going to howl my eyes out at the thought of those ickle yellow fluffy chicks that were taken away from their nice mummy and murdered so I could have my breakfast.
I’m crying right now – just in case – boo hoo hoo !!!
I used to think PB was the oldest chatter. Then I saw ChathosUK in The Star sat in a wheelchair with his tartan blanket over his knees, at 108 years old he’s backing the council’s plans to inform older people on how to stay warm and safe during the winter.
Let me tell you that Martin’s tartan blanket is a fake !!! In fact it is a Burberry tartan and he is a charver in disguise (the hoop earrings give it away – and whatsmore he is only 57.
Without doubt I am the oldest person using this site OK???
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