Freaky Biker

Why did I agree to this 12hr shift today :(

Dingle

:oops:

arena

There’s so much I don’t like- It’d take up an entire screen!

Here’s my top 3….

1) I don’t like the fact I have to wear glasses- all day, every day!
And I get all squeamish at the though of Contacts!

2) My mouth- I have a horrible smile because my lips kinda vanish

3) my man-boobs- but there’s only one person to blame for that!
RONALD McDONALD! :lol:

so the last one was Golum?

Ring

nom nom nom

you’ve met my father then :P

Muppets

grumpy

drown

Mooooooo!

(oooh- the words I could use)

Farmer.

baby

massage

sensual

@kent f OBE wrote:

WTF is dating in the dark? I’ve heard of fumbling in the dark :wink:

It’s a reality show on Living- two single people walk into a pitch black room and have a date.

But they can’t see eachother at all- so they get to know eachother without judging by apperances.

Cash

turtle

(Ok, It’s technicly spelt Kooper but it sounds the same)

Yeah- a 10p bar of Chomp and a water baloon.
I was about 9 at the time and wanted to impress the bigger boys outside the shop.
I got caught, stood in the corner while the old lady who was at the till waited for the boss to come down from the flat above before calling the cops.

My god, how I ran for my life!!!! :evil:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

omg Freakers guess who came into the shop! :oops: talk about dragging it out and being extra polite to me….he just wouldnt leave! :oops:

@Jen_jen wrote:

who? who? (put some twits in there and I’ll be sounding like an owl!)

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