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we all know someone like this but it makes me chuckle so every time I read it :lol:

T’WAT
Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected s’hit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.
You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here… wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale… Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race?

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide…
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna p’iss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can…
T’WAT.

LYRICS © JOHN COOPER CLARKE

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yeah about 4yrs ago….aint saying how but it made me cry :?

do you blush easy?

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you aint sunny you are a shining light in a darkened wilderness flower xxx

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working tonight and tomorrow night :(

oh….and being skint now too

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alone

heart

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the charlatans

live life like you love it

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my son playing metallica’s the unforgiven on his drum kit :?

to be fair he’s getting pretty good now :wink:

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I’ll say Pete! :lol: I thought they were lost forever until reading this :roll:

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I keep going from one online flight booking service to another looking for the best deal and me head is spinning :? ffs there is such a huge difference between the charges too! The best one I have seen was actually very good with tax on top but not for the dates I’m off on :evil:

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shame about the quality of the pic but you great Sian :D

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