HermanGRRRman

Dear Bat,
My PC is always in trouble,
I want you to tickle my chubble,
Its taking the pi ss,
So give us a kiss
And I want to burst your bubble!

Satisfied DOA? lol

Ya dozy nugget! It is a Dell PC less than 9 months old ya narnapants! All I need is to solve my issue, then it will be all happy days! If ya don’t shaddup gabbin on, I’ll stick a banana up that feckin exhaust of yours (and that Volvo) and watch you and your car pop along into the feckin rainy sunset :lol: :wink: :wink: :wink:

So then Doa has deleted his posts! Obviously he doesnt want a hermy huggle! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Thanks GM, I’ll try my best this time chuckles!!!
So I can trust DOA’s links then eh??? lol

Nooo you got it all wrong!!!! It was fine until the other night when my mate stayed at me gaff and downloaded loads of smutty stuff, the dirty swine! Wasn’t me honest! Dirty beggar he is lol. Its been sat at my brothers house for a couple of months, he hasnt bothered with it cos he just uses his lappy!
OI Battyflaps!!!! Its all good this time! My…[Read more]

LOL@ Twassack!!! How ive missed that banter!
Bat, my PC is posher than your poxy Volvo anyday, so if your not gonna help me u can tickle me chubble! :lol:

ffs forgot i cant say nawty words here lol :lol:

LOL shazza u aint poked me in a while tartypants! me arse is gettin dry! lol oooeer ;) good to see you n all chicken

Oh shaddup u tart!!! Its a brand new second hand one from my brother lmao! Has a brand new wide screen effort though! Oooh its lovely. God to speak to you hunipottyploppypoos! :D

Rubbin me loins none stop, all this time!!!! I couldn’t stop!!!!! I was trying to reach for the mouse and keyboard, but I found it impossible! My loins were too gooey!!!! lol

LOINS!!!!!

Good luck to City, might keep them scummy lot from up the road from being smug c00nts for a while!

How can fastcars have more votes than me eh? I didnt know the ladies in here went for the kiddy fiddler look! :twisted:

I like sunny too. Id give her lesbian sex if i was a woman! :lol:

I’d love to know who voted for me! Are they wearing beer goggles? :lol: Tell me who you are, and I’ll flash ya me chubble! :D

He’s a cu/nt, he’s a cu/nt, he’s a see you en tee cu/nt!

Roy Chubby Brown 8)

F00king hell, its a new year and that fastcars pilliock is still knocking about! FFS gottaput up with him for another f00king year! Big fat TUT :evil:

Had a sloppy turd this morning. When I wiped me ar/se I looked at the bog roll, and said, F00king hell! :D

Thanks u lot, I had a gay day! Was all good tar! I fel proper old now! Just like you lot :lol:

Of course Im the best looking bloke in JC, well, my wrist seems to think so….. :D