HermanGRRRman

No No Ugo, you were nearly correct…. well here goes,

@ugo wrote:

well here goes ,

If you got kids then this might be one for you then

1st get a cheap bottle of lemonade
2nd peel of Lemonade bottles label
3rd remove Lemonade bottles cap
4th empty the buGRRR
5th fill it with wee wee
6th squirt in, 8 or 9 droplets of jizz
7th replace Bottles cap…

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Happy 21st tempty u old troutypants x

No questions asked Mazzer hunipot! If only i had a shell suit to match….. :lol:

Hey BB!!! GRRRRRRRRRR, that was after many double vodkas and pints, i was wobbling all over the show!

Yes that is really me, and the dumb blonde is one of me chums :lol:

The 8yr old boy that weighs 14 stone was asked earlier on TV today what his favourite musical instrument was at school.
The fat kunt said the dinner bell

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I was sent a link to this site (below) that shows pictures of females before and after an extreme make-up session.

This is utterly horrifying and is the absolute proof that ‘beer goggles’ simply don’t exist.

For example ….just imagine that you went out with the one at the top left (with her ”after” face on) and woke up the…

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I often cook a meal for my family because i love the way they screw their face up when they put the first fork full in!
Jokes aside………
I really love cooking for others, it makes it worth while and when I do cook for my family, i insist that they sit in the dining room around the table too!
FFS im such a gent :D

@Bunny wrote:

Is certainly no dumb blonde .. maybe herman was dropped as a baby by a blonde midwife…. may explain a lot !!! ( bet he was a cute baby though !! ) :P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:

I was a beautiful baby once, then when I was a toddler, I had blonde hair, I’m so happy I have intelligent genes, they decided to get…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him “Head and Shoulders” and it cleared up. The blonde asked inquisitively,
“How do you give shoulders?” :lol: :lol: :lol:

Heheheheheeheheeeee! Funny that Ugo! :lol: :lol:

All blondes dont realise that they are blonde, cos they’re as thick as sh/it. :D

@Bat wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

What conclusion??? Whats a terrible thing to say???
I’m struggling to complete the phrase GRRRRR

What conclusion? Errrrm the one about the blondes being as thick as shit Max?

Oh bloody hell Bat, u have given the answer away!!! I was trying so hard to complete the phrase all on my own, you meany pie!

What conclusion??? Whats a terrible thing to say???
I’m struggling to complete the phrase GRRRRR

Hi Dru m8,
Number 2 rant is so bloody right!!! It happens everytime I go shopping, it does me head right in. It doen’t just happen when I’m shopping, it happens when I’m walking anywhere, someone always gets it into their head that they will walk at 0.1mph in ya way so ya try to overtake them, but suddenly…….
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@Blah! wrote:

Football is becoming less accessible to the average family with the cost of being a supporter soaring year on year. Annually we see new shirts released for clubs and either a home or away strip for England. On top of that huge expense, tickets for both club and international matches are reaching an all time high with a home season…

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<<<<<<<<< LOOK AT MY HEADBANGING AVATAR!!!!! THATS HOW YA DANCE!!!

Yeah baby!!!! o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/o/ BOOM BOOM BOOM oooooooooooooooo

I’ll be too pissed by then…… or sleeping zzzzzz

Im adopted……not a feckin clue! GRRRRRRRR
However………..
But Im guessing i was adopted due the hundreds and thousands of kids my real father produced……….

CONCLUSION:
(Ive always wondered why its humongous!)

I judged McClown before he got the job, and look at our sad footy team now.
He is pathetic!!!!!!!!!
I can’t be bothered ranting anymore about the matter because………
HERMY IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: