[hugh mungus]

lol, the very thought of pikey “smoking stuff”, i think u must b getting him muddled up with erm, 99% of the other posters on JC :)

as for CATZ, well lets look at the evidence;-

1) wee scots numpty ho bag

2) perpetually stoned/laid or both

3) wee scots numpty ho bag…

i rest my case :P

(hiya by the way!)

huge xx

[hugh mungus]

well id hate to be critical of the people who helped us defeat the nazis during WW2… BUT having had 37 of the working for me in carlisle who were supposedly “builders” id say its little wonder theyre a 3rd world country, and for that matter it surprises me they ever got further than mud huts!

the speed at which they work can only be measured using the most modern technology (photograph at the beggining and end of each day, the play “spot the difference”).

nice ppl, well maybe some, however two of these plonkers (different incidents) managed to demolish company vehicles whilst pissed out of their minds, not very appealing behaviour considering my bosses daughter was killed by a drunk driver…

Izabella (my p/a- interpreter had nice tits tho :)

hugh

[hugh mungus]

lol sure u dont becky, just reading ur *spank me* cartoon says it all :D

[hugh mungus]

thats just minging, keep up the good work *mucky* :D

xx

[hugh mungus]

@dizzybrunette wrote:

im feeling gutted.

my daughter has just found out that her ex fella is going to ask out her best mate on valentines day, they only broke up 2 days ago.

god, dont you just wish you could protect them from pain

meh, weve all had loads of pain, it makes u a better person (ask freedie kruger)

anyway, shes probably better off without the spotty little oik :)

[hugh mungus]

@pikey wrote:

Ranked in ascending order of severity in accordance with Dante’s Divine Comedy:

One, Two, Four and Seven. Especially, and still in order; strumpets, pies, idling and pride in fine strumpets, a well made corned beef pie and idling of an excessively accomplished and cultured level.

lmao pikey, get a death dude, let me know where… ill join ya :P

[hugh mungus]

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Sian is declarying undying love for me in msn and its freakin me out. Any advice? :lol: :lol: :lol:

ps. blocking & deleting aint option, she has my mobile and house number

YES! go sit on her face (u know u want to) lol

xx

[hugh mungus]

heya dawdy! im ok thx hun, ive recovered from 7 months in CUMbria (wot a shit -hole) the floods actually improved most of the hovells there… lol

hope ur ok :))

[hugh mungus]

i’m feeling tipsy, but with a bit of luck i’ll be feeling pissed and stoned soon :P

[hugh mungus]

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

lol shouldnt tell me your secrets hun lmfao :wink:

lol lucky, did u screw that guy in the end???

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