Jackzon

Well some of that may or may not be true.

But you are also:

really rather funny, unique and unusual,  you admit when you are wrong and see yourself for who you are.

Its freshening and you have my respect.

Don’t be too hard on yourself, I mean you should be hard on yourself a bit, well quite a big bit, but come on you haven’t murdered anyone…[Read more]

Very good Misterq

I’ve made pork stew with root veg berlotti and butter beans in the slow cooker with roast potatoes.  Quite healthy.

I want to eat your burger JN.  Best hide it I’m a female hamburgla

Don’t think I could do that. What meat was it similar to?

Yes they really do don’t they?  I think its the mince, probably 5% beef and 95% crap (or horsie  )

Long as its not horsie crap lol

Oh how sexy – NOT

lol just kidding.

Women love men who love comics and action figures.

I still have a cabinet full of my little ponies, I take them out and brush their tails and plait them every night.

(I don’t really, even I am not that much of a freak)

Puts a sheet over the cabinet

I was joking hence why I put LOL in brackets LOL.

Cheeseburgers are on you?  Gosh are you going to lay there naked covered in cheeseburgers?

Oh you meant you’re buying?

Awks

That would be nice.

Very tasty  Mario, some towns have places that do gourmet burgers with blue cheese and all sorts.

I like burger king just wish the burgers looked like their pics lol

Sometimes they are all squished and soggy.

Are you calling me thick MisterQ?

(LOL)

Linds when you come to UK make sure you have some fish and chips.  UK chips are not at all like your fries they are chunky crispy and very tasty with salt and vinegar – also easy to eat with ouchy teeth etc.

Walking along the beach with a bag of chips is a real tradition (well it was for my family).

I…[Read more]

Didn’t get the joke lol

And now I’m hungry lol

Asdas do beef burgers you can just defrost in the microwave now, so bung a cheese slice on and toast a warburtons bap sling sliced gerkhin bit of lettuce, some onions and burger sauce and bobs your uncle fanny’s your aunt a nice cheeseburger without the wait.

Sometimes I just use mince and make into patty’s and cook in the oven then put with the…[Read more]

Asdas do beef burgers you can just defrost in the microwave now, so bung a cheese slice on and toast a warburtons bap sling sliced gerkhin bit of lettuce, some onions and burger sauce and bobs your uncle fanny’s your aunt a nice cheeseburger without the wait.

Sometimes I just use mince and make into patty’s and cook in the oven with the cheese…[Read more]

Sometimes if I order take away and I cant eat it, I freeze it and heat it up another time.

Pizza is good to freeze as are Chinese noodles and rice.

Just freeze in the containers you get with it (plastic) then defrost and heat in microwave another time.

I defrost Chicken balls then heat through in the oven.

I don’t get take away that often as…[Read more]

Sometimes if I order take away and I cant eat it, I freeze it and heat it up another time.

Pizza is good to freeze as is Chinese noodles and rice.

Just freeze in the containers you get with it (plastic) then defrost and heat in microwave another time.

I defrost Chicken balls then heat through in the oven.

I don’t get take away that often as…[Read more]

I hate it when take aways put tomatoes in it, I cant eat them and I hate them.  Even the ones where you get to pick what salad goes in forget and stick it in.  Nasty.

And whats with all the red cabbage crap?

Well apart from spending it with my family altogether.

All inclusive hoiliday to Spain so can go swimming in between all the sex and eating I would ideally be doing.

And not on my own, for a change.

That made me laugh.  Where do you get these jokes from lol  Have you got  room in your house full of empty Christmas Cracker wrappers and hats lol