James Belfast

Denmark gave Norway ONE point ffs – are they BLIND or something!!!!?

ffs he just said there are 37 countries voting!!!!!!! Could be here all night!

I hope I am not confusing my scandanavian tits up – was Norway the one in the white dress? I never saw Sweden (hope someone taped it!). Was the Danish girl nice too?

Missed most of them – Emmaland had the most catchy tune but the backing singers dressed a schoolgirls (should get the F2 vote at least); the woman from Norway was pretty damn sexy – then again the Croatian burd had nice legs – difficult decision…. I’ll not vote for Emmaland in case I get accused of paedophilia so……

Norway gets my vote!!

Emmaland is England, Rainbow (where you been ffs???)

Jeez that French bint looks and sounds like Bridget Jones- NUL POINTS!

grrr missed Finland! Ukraine: Talk to my heart? Talk to the hand, blondie!

that Lithunian one actually started to frow on me – missed seeing the ‘schoolgirls’ from UK cos I was posting on crossword page but heard it and seemed to me to be by miles the best tune yet! Should win – won’t cos it’s Emmaland and everyone hates Emmaland!

cancel my last ffs – he’s no Freddie Mercury is he. Lol ‘We are the Winners of Eurovison – We Are, We Are, We Are!’ erm, They are Not! They’re Not! They’re Not!

Bosnia could go down a storm in the Sarajevo youth clubs – the next one is a football song tho – so could do very well!

grrr I missed Macedonia – did she have nice tits?

ffs remind me never to go a Russian disco…

She’s no Dolly Parton, that’s for sure :wink:

WOOHOO Norway MUST win! Dunno what she was warbling on about but she can hold a tune (well close enough) and is fecking lovely! Dix points!

what was the thing on the chair that Latvia’s equivalent of Take That were singing to????

Moldova sounded better on teletext – “hey Loca, let me be your choca” – class!

you writing in that invisible ink again Dawny?

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well done poli, good for you!! =D> =D>

@ChatHostUK wrote:

@James Belfast wrote:

If so, will JC be prepared to pay our libel costs?

Ummm no, ‘fraid not. Need the cash for me luxury yacht – turns out the heater for the swimming pool I just got installed is faulty. :evil:

Damn! And I was going to suggest it was Chess! I daren’t risk it now, I’d be walking around with me erse out of me trousers.

I am going to look into getting my bees micro-chipped….