James Belfast

It said on the radio that the hurricane caused several million pounds worth of improvements to Govan.

Just does as he’s told
Always is wrong
Moans when he’s cold
Elephant dong
Some poetic licence obviously

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

a mixture of them all but I voted trust, as thats the main thing that destroys relationships

trust you to think of that…

well i told racquel to feck off and stop bothering me cos she was a bit of a stalker but she would have been good for Peter!

Top tip Owen. I don’t do a lot of boxing but I enjoyed watching that performance – who wouldn’t? It was a bit special.

Well, I tried to warn you all but you were too busy being obsequious to each other to notice…

@The Observer wrote:

I see there is an ‘American Woman’ online who has walked straight past this really interesting thread and posted a picture of a really ugly bloke. Do you think she would have replied had we used the letter ‘z’ in place of the letter ‘s’ where applicable? I will give it a go……

“There’z no buzinezz like show buzinezz like no…

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@lancsman48 wrote:

WAKEFIELD WILDCATS 16 HUDDERSFIELD GIANTS 18

Sooo, Giants beat Wildcats, Wildcats beat Fire, Fire beats Scissors, Scissors beats Paper….ok I think I’ve got it now…

I saw a tribute today on BBC – ffs raquel welch was queueing up to see him so he must have been a big star in his day!!! Seems he was decent lad too.

Good points all, but did anyone happen to get any pictures from the RUGBY match on Saturday. I heard there was an unexpected result btw….

@*Peco wrote:

Did you know that the Mc pre-fix denotes SON OF? This means that in McCloud one would be the son of McCloud.

McCallan would be the same, but Callan would mean the illegitimate son or daughter of McCallan.

wtf am i doing up at this time…. ok, quickly: if Mc means ‘son of’ then McCloud means son of Cloud, so if the parents are…[Read more]

…allegedly!

erm if i knew how to do it but I am a puter biff remember – hence no pics etc. erm its the story that’s been in the News of the World the last two or three weeks – Ashley Cole is now suing the newspaper for saying he likes to shove mobile phones up his @rse and su ck co cks of other players.

amended :oops:

@Squeezy wrote:

I’m sensing that there’s a story about this that I have missed….. :?

erm read tonight’s sports news squeezy..

@rubyred wrote:

… meeting some psycopath on the cycle path! IM a poet !!

As good as any of those on the poetry threads ruby, that’s for fecking sure! Worth working on to see if you can pad it out a bit – just add any old shyte that rhymes and post it, don’t worry about a sense check.

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

i did lol… and so did u….

That explains my unhealthy interest in breasts and lesbianism.

Good point. I got confuddled cos i was put on the spot! I am shyte under pressure btw….

No, can’t stand them Catz cos they got in the way of my primary interests :) You a biker chick? Oh did you mean THOSE sort of bikes?????

Unhealthy???? Who said anything about it being unhealthy?? :wink:

Just cos you lot live in the fecking sticks – ok nice and simple, I was born and bred in Mul-Guy and brought up by Britain’s first same sex lesbian biker partnership. That explains my unhealthy interest in breasts and lesbianism. I happened to be working in Belfast when I first stumbled across JC – hence the really interesting name. I did try…[Read more]