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ffs remind me never to go a Russian disco…
She’s no Dolly Parton, that’s for sure :wink:
WOOHOO Norway MUST win! Dunno what she was warbling on about but she can hold a tune (well close enough) and is fecking lovely! Dix points!
what was the thing on the chair that Latvia’s equivalent of Take That were singing to????
Moldova sounded better on teletext – “hey Loca, let me be your choca” – class!
you writing in that invisible ink again Dawny?
When I was a lad I used to have a pet bee called Gordon that I kept on a little piece of cotton. He was a lovely little creature, wouldn’t hurt a fly. He would fly about three feet in front of me and keep midgies and things away of an evening. I was never bothered by midgies at all when I was a lad but now they seem to be in my underpants and everywhere. I get these terrible itches in my underpants. One night, a bluddy great bat swooped down and goggled Gordon up. If I had had him micro-chipped, I might have been able to follow him into the woods and save him :( So if you ever see a bat flying about with a piece of cotton hanging out of its mouth, that’ll probably be the one who ate Gordon…
well done poli, good for you!! =D> =D>
@chathostuk wrote:
@james Belfast wrote:
If so, will JC be prepared to pay our libel costs?
Ummm no, ‘fraid not. Need the cash for me luxury yacht – turns out the heater for the swimming pool I just got installed is faulty. :evil:
Damn! And I was going to suggest it was Chess! I daren’t risk it now, I’d be walking around with me erse out of me trousers.
I am going to look into getting my bees micro-chipped….
