James54

That’s handy, a girl by a factory pork pie shop.

Checks…………clogs, pork pie (velvet to provide), do it yourself tattoo kit, two pints of mackeson and some lard. I know how to show a girl a good time. Oh, nearly forgot the Debenhams credit card, like to flash a bit of class, lets hope she doesn’t check the expiry date and if her eyesight…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

No mustard or piccalili then?

Southerners step over the boundary of kinkiness to perversion.

Velvet, you get your sweet *** up north,…[Read more]

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

@jen_jen wrote:

I didn’t know that Kenty had massage oils….

My lips are sealed; my hands are tied; and that is when whoever she is seems to do her worst, or best.

@jen_jen wrote:

and have a smokey voice and long legs?

Now I have to say a smokey voice, not a smoky one, and long legs are definitely wonderful things. But then so is someone a little shorter, for instance, especially armed with massage oils.

For a list of wonderful attributes please contact me privately :P

James

@jen_jen wrote:

You hadn’t noticed? Time to get your eyes tested :wink: :lol:

The way I look at it, a woman doesn’t need to be young, she just needs to be wonderful

But I am prepared to test this presumption.

Melody Gardot, smoky voice, long legs and as a good friend pointed out, quite young: I hadn’t noticed.

A coven meeting

My best friend

An offer of amazing kindness and softness by someone going that extra mile :)

@jen_jen wrote:

Now who was I talking to about nun’s habits earlier today….although I suspect they may wimple out of the offer they made :wink: :lol:

don’t you notice life is full of little coincidences. I too was talking about a form of habit, tinkering, and it got insinuated upon. What are the chances of that happening again in my…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

you did say tinkering BY yourself didn’t you?

Woman, wash your mouth out and take thee to a nunnery

I have never heard such insinuation on this board. I will have to formally complain.

Yours,

Little tinker

learning new words for grumpy, like obstinategrumpy and deteminedgrumpy

ah, grub screws, takes me back to my meccano set and many happy hours tinkering by myself.

@kent f OBE wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Ello James where you been hiding? :lol:
And I will have you know I was affectionately known as Pissy Pants in the chat rooms. :lol:

Usual place, kenty, under your bed amongst the chamberpots.

He does snore, doesn’t he

Thats me who’s snoring :oops: :lol:

funny I had you as the soprano.…[Read more]

A precious friend helping me take my mind off things for a while

@kent f OBE wrote:

Ello James where you been hiding? :lol:
And I will have you know I was affectionately known as Pissy Pants in the chat rooms. :lol:

Usual place, kenty, under your bed amongst the chamberpots.

He does snore, doesn’t he

@jen_jen wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A phone conversation or two…and an exercise regime :lol:

Bladder control…very important at our age :lol:

rofl….speak for yourself :P

Vital with all the p*ss artists in here

@jen_jen wrote:

lol….before my reputation is left in tatters, I’d better confess the truth….

he took his socks off and waved his toes at me! Not quite what you had in mind? :lol:

Is he a contortionist, and do you have a foot fetish?

We need to know, Jen. Your public demands it

Curious of Tonbridge Wells

@jen_jen wrote:

my favourite man stripping on cam and waving those bits that are normally hidden at me

(he dared me to post this, honest!) :lol:

Is that legal? Is it decent? and is it truthful, if all you saw is parts waving?

Goes out to check elephant.