James54

I’dliketoteachtheworldtosing

(jc) asylum

@kent f OBE wrote:

Dear JC
My freind Jen is getting way out of control. A few months back she was a timid little creature, but now she is turning into the biggest floosy on the boards :lol: Even I was shocked this morning at the stuff she is finding no trouble to type. I fear her bad bad behaviour is rubbing off on me as I am a good girl. She…

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@jen_jen wrote:

By jove he did it =D>

thanks I am touched as you already know

@Pete wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Thanks, Pete, its bigger than I remember

it’s harder to post than you imagine too eh :lol:

sure looks that way :)

Thanks, Pete, its bigger than I remember

c/o fastnet lighthouse

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Dear JC,

I seem to have developed a compulsion for answering peoples’ questions when I really should be busy doing other things. How do I remedy this?

Dear reader

Like you I was consumed by compassion and a desire to help my fellow men. Then some b*****d stole my last rolo. I am now a changed man.…

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Dear JC

Since when has the infamous fastnet lighthouse, the mecca of corinthian sailors, been known simply as a willy?

@jen_jen wrote:

Dear JC,

I seem to have developed a compulsion for answering peoples’ questions when I really should be busy doing other things. How do I remedy this?

Dear reader

Like you I was consumed by compassion and a desire to help my fellow men. Then some b*****d stole my last rolo. I am now a changed man. Now I am not going to answer…[Read more]

Dear JC

How do I explain to beautiful women like Kenty that its the wrong way up for a willy, I mean whoever saw one pointing that way?

Dear JC

Are any friends actually visible?

Dear JC

Am I really 50% of the way to being really witty, like Mitch tells me I am?

Dear JC?

Why do people prevaricate? no, forget I asked that.

Dear JC

Does my bum look big in this?

Dear JC

Are we there yet?

Dear JC

What is Kenty’s address?

Dear JC

What did people do before Message Boards?

Dear JC

How can I have more fun without being blonde?

Dear JC

do these creams really really work? Or is Mitch pulling my plonker?