James54

see, Kenty, thats why I make you wear a blindfold :)

a purple/mauve choice of socks which she called her ………………..

borrow Sarah’s book from James, stay in and learn to…………..

Battery operated

Picked up the book sarah had lent to him on …..

Austin

a former police woman and still had the uniform and handcuffs, so she quickly dressed in it and proceeded in a northerly direction to…………………..

sculling eights

finally getting the border off the hall. No way am I putting one of those up again.

damn I have been fooled all these years.

Doublepants

revealed to susie and jen her intent, and they both……

size isn’t everything girls

Trousers

jumped on a bus, dashing to be the first to………………..

That he still had unfinished business with jen so he put down the hacksaw and….

Or rather not missing; but having seen david attenboroughs guide to self immolation James quickly sterilised his junior hacksaw ( so modest kenty) and ……

paint getting everywhere it shouldn’t

James decided he wanted his lipstick back, as he was going to…………

why there is no such thing as a lipstick wearing piranhaeel in the whole of the……………

expenses

After her AA meetings when she really needed a drink after listening to……