James54

realising I am a secret hedonist

Flattery

A wonderful new business opportunity for the new year, and i have a hands on role in bringing the two parts together

Opening my present

Reminds jen its my boardbirthday tomorrow and not to forget the pampers

Seeing how subsidence makes a small hole into a very big very deep one with one single slip of the tongue

Maurice Chevalier

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Finally dumping Gerald; long story

Alas poor Gerald, I knew him well…dumping him brings a smile to my face too :D

He was a rock, but his time had come

And they say size doesn’t matter….

That is why he had to go I am afraid. Plus you could almost see right through him.

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Finally dumping Gerald; long story

Alas poor Gerald, I knew him well…dumping him brings a smile to my face too :D

He was a rock, but his time had come

Finally dumping Gerald; long story

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@James54 wrote:

Friday will be my board-birthday

What are you getting me, jenbabe?

Well most one year olds can still fit into a babygro…

how about something in pink

Friday will be my board-birthday

What are you getting me, jenbabe?

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A glower…are glowers supposed to make you giggle? :lol:

depends on the amount of glow I suspect

A wake up call

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The curious story of the mother-in-law’s thermal long johns…. :lol:

Funnily enough I have a story about something similar

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@jen_jen wrote:

But where did you hide the crisps????

under the nuts

salted or honey roast?

Depends on the honey who is roasting

@jen_jen wrote:

But where did you hide the crisps????

under the nuts

@James54 wrote:

sneaking a pork pie past the food detective

realising the down side of ferreters trousers for mars bar smuggling

sneaking a pork pie past the food detective

Jen