James54

@James54 wrote:

indulging my addiction :)

Not pork pies again?

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Velvet, you get your sweet *** up north, pronto. I will get the melton mowbray in, girl.

James

Now there’s an offer you don’t get every day! :lol:

Nah Jen.. he forgot the bransons pickle :shock: heinous crime !!!!

@James54 wrote:

Velvet, you get your sweet *** up north, pronto. I will get the melton mowbray in, girl.

James

Now there’s an offer you don’t get every day! :lol:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

No mustard or piccalili then?

Southerners step over the boundary of kinkiness to perversion.

Velvet, you get your sweet ***…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@James54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

No mustard or piccalili then?

Southerners step over the boundary of kinkiness to perversion.

Velvet, you get your sweet *** up north,…[Read more]

@James54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

Last time i looked they did not sell Pork Pies in Ann Summers :? The mind boggles

@James54 wrote:

Kinky to me usually involves a pork pie. Maybe its more of a fetish to you southerners, but to me it is a poignant reminder of my urchin upbringing, in a poverty beyond measure.

No mustard or piccalili then?

@kent f OBE wrote:

@James54 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Ello James where you been hiding? :lol:
And I will have you know I was affectionately known as Pissy Pants in the chat rooms. :lol:

Usual place, kenty, under your bed amongst the chamberpots.

He does snore, doesn’t he

Thats me who’s snoring :oops: :lol:

funny I had you as the soprano.…[Read more]

@James54 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Ello James where you been hiding? :lol:
And I will have you know I was affectionately known as Pissy Pants in the chat rooms. :lol:

Usual place, kenty, under your bed amongst the chamberpots.

He does snore, doesn’t he

Thats me who’s snoring :oops: :lol:

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

A phone conversation or two…and an exercise regime :lol:

Bladder control…very important at our age :lol:

rofl….speak for yourself :P

Vital with all the p*ss artists in here

Ello you, as kenty says, where you been hiding?

And p*ss artists in here? Where? Name and shame!

@James54 wrote:

Dear JC

Does anyone else not seem to achieve the Lynx effect?

Try taking the top off the can before you spray.

@James54 wrote:

Dear JC

Heads? or Tails? how do I choose?

Which end is the prettiest?

@James54 wrote:

Dear JC

Who am I? And what am I doing here?

confused.com

I’ve been asking that for years!

@James54 wrote:

My crystal ball :)

Just the one?

A phone conversation with a hunk :)

Where’s my siggy pic gone? it’s still in my profile but it’s not appearing…waaaaah I want my smartie back!

As if any man would! Snout-like indeed….

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”

I think we need more evidence than that, jen, you of the cute nose

Just take a look at my siggy for evidence of that…photo taken in the siggymaster’s very cold studio :wink: :lol:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@James54 wrote:

who is for a fish supper?

That’s what I like, a man who lets other men, perform oral on his partner! :shock:

:shock: :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

@James54 wrote:

I love being exposed

So it says in your police record…. :wink: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@James54 wrote:

do you know my x-ing was curtailed. I put 12 xs in and got back 4. Now think of an 12 letter word that makes you smile real big.

haemorrhoids

Though some will say they’re a pain in the ar/se :lol:

@James54 wrote:

do you know my x-ing was curtailed. I put 12 xs in and got back 4. Now think of an 12 letter word that makes you smile real big.

:roll: nope…can’t think of anyfink

@James54 wrote:

(ok sorry kenty, not keeping up with your naughty mind here, ignore the lassoo)

by rehearsing the knots James had taught her on his boat……………

she came up the most intricate contraption designed to….