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  • #374297

    training the piranhaeel to eat liquorice as an appetiser to……………

    #123291

    “she looks like an angellllllllll
    “she walks like an angellllllllllllllllll
    “She talks like an angel, but its all lies…………….”

    :D

    #374295

    …get Kenty to steal them! No one would suspect that angel of virtue to be a die hardened mafioso style machine gun toting prune stone stealer, or so he thought until he realised……….

    #123289

    I just had to pull that red cord here in the home. The nurses are right now applying small electrodes to try and stablilise my heart beat, suddenly erratic due to a seismic shock at the declaration of innocence of she-who-cannot-be-named

    #374293

    towards criminality; how could he tie jen up and steal her stones?…………….

    #123287

    catching jen in a butter wouldn’t melt moment makes me feel like david attenborough waiting to catch giraffes mating; it takes an inordinate amount of patience, careful photography and positioning of cameras, and if you blink you miss it and have to wait another year :)

    #123285

    I just thought of one jen!!! If it is the one you are thinking of you are a little minx!!!

    #374291

    a playmate with more than his solitary stone, since as a poor, deprived and undernourished child he had only ever had one prune until…………………

    #123278

    not sure I can think of one anyway

    :P

    #68574

    chitty chitty bang bang?

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