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@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

in a cold shower? :?

That would depend on who was in the cold shower :D

But if a cold shower adversely affects a man’s mojo (which no man has commented on yet) why would you want to get in the shower with him? Unless you didn’t fancy him…in which case why are you getting in the…

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@jen_jen wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJdYQhLohG8

My skin is like a map, of where my heart has been
And I can’t hide the marks, but it’s not a negative thing
So I let down my guard, drop my defences, down by my clothes
I’m learning to fall, with no safety net, to cushion the blow

I bruise easily, so be gentle when you handle me
There’s a…

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@jen_jen wrote:

Think they’re supposed to work for men, not women…any men like to comment?

@jen_jen wrote:

cleavage (knew I could depend on you to bring it down to that level! :lol: )

thanks Jen I wouln’t want to let anyone down :lol:

baby (wanted to type somthing else!)

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@tictax wrote:

ok who can work these out
64=n o s on a c b
3 t a l
6= p on a s t
3 b m
first to get all 4 gets a special prize

64 = number of squares on a chequer board
3 times a lady
6 = pockets on a snooker table
3 blind mice

wonders what the special prize is… :shock:

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@jen_jen wrote:

A friend who really has had a rough time, coming into the shop cos she really needed a friendly face and a hug as yet another thing beyond her control goes badly wrong. One box of tissues (for the both of us), a soggy shoulder (mine) and half a packet of chocolate biscuits later she had a smile on her face as she left…wish I could…

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@SusieQ wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Ok, very tongue in cheek… :lol:

I imagine Will sitting on a sofa in front of a huge plasma tv that takes up half his room, watching either his favourite p0rn film or the latest action movie, wearing fake adidas track pants, a muscle vest to show off the physique he’s so proud of, wiping his nose on the back of his…

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@jen_jen wrote:

OK I take it back…she hasn’t just joined, but it’s her firstest ever post

Pleads lack of observation on the grounds of posting before her first coffee of the morning… :lol:

=;

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@Velvet 1 wrote:

And there was me thinking that the boards were for Venting, Moaning and Airing ones grievances with the occasional bit of humour chucked in……. hey ho… what do i know :roll: next time i’m contemplating posting i may just pick the fluff out my belly button instead

I thought it was only men who had fluff in their…

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@jen_jen wrote:

A travel rep?

Bit Plain! :?

@WooHoo wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Memories of yesterday afternoon, such a happy time…a lovely msn conversation…a saucy text…. :D

Just don’t tell my missus.. :lol:

Don’t worry, it’s our secret…no-one else will ever know :wink: :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

Memories of yesterday afternoon, such a happy time…a lovely msn conversation…a saucy text…. :D

Just don’t tell my missus.. :lol:

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

I now , of course next time i log in, will no doubt be greeted with another condescending comment from you .. but hey ho ..i guess it keeps you , and the boards busy . :wink:

Well I’d hate to disappoint you Annette, but I’m not the one who keeps on the same old same old topic, I keep…

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@jen_jen wrote:

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

I now , of course next time i log in, will no doubt be greeted with another condescending comment from you .. but hey ho ..i guess it keeps you , and the boards busy . :wink:

Well I’d hate to disappoint you Annette, but I’m not the one who keeps on the same old same old topic, I keep trying to stay on…

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@jen_jen wrote:

I could explain why I haven’t commented elsewhere but I really can’t be arsed…if you want a stalker Annette you have one, but trust me, when you get a real one it ain’t nice.

Back on thread (again!)

Blissful :D

Read again ! Did i say i wanted a stalker ??? Stop twisting things .

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@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Chocolate sauce….mmmmm :lol:

Painted on with a brush i hope :lol:

Of course…and there’s only one acceptable way to…ermmm….consume it :wink:

I should start a thread on whether the application or the removal is more fun :-

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Chocolate sauce….mmmmm :lol:

Painted on with a brush i hope :lol:

Of course…and there’s only one acceptable way to…ermmm….consume it :wink:

@jen_jen wrote:

Chocolate sauce….mmmmm :lol:

Painted on with a brush i hope :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

Yep, there were really 4 wise men

4 wise men :? who’d have thought it :roll:

@SusieQ wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Challenges (or are they opportunities?)

def opportunities :wink:

Are you psychic? They just turned into opportunities! :D/ :D/ :D/

susie you can be my side kick any day x

now there’s an offer :wink:

there is lol but it wernt mine