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Ladies, please don’t leave me sitting here all exposed on my own…come on, share your little stories peculiar to women…the guys aren’t reading, honest, they told me they wouldn’t…yeah right! :lol:
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Chin hair. Yes ok I’ve said it…chin hair. And moustaches…and no I’m not talking about men or Movember, I’m talking about women of a certain age…
I haven’t got there yet but last night I had a client, a regular, and when she arrived I was looking at her, thinking there was something different then it hit me…she had a fine little goatee!
Diplomatically I looked away but during the session she confided that she had decided that to hell with it, she was going to just let her facial hair grow, she’d had enough of plucking, epilation hadn’t worked but was bloody painful, she’d spent enough on laser hair removal to fund 3 round the world cruises and she was still hairy, not only that but it was coarse stubbly hair. She’d used a facial hair trimmer but that was only one step away from shaving, hair removal creams only took it away for a couple of days…I felt a sense of dread creeping over me, is this something I have to look forward to? Apparently it is.
Now I ask you…why doesn’t anyone warn us about this? I signed up to come into this lifetime as a female, that comes with certain things that we have to live with but part of the deal was no beard, no shaving every day! Now I’m being told that as I get older I will develop prickly coarse chin hair and maybe even a moustache? wtf? I demand an explanation! :evil:
Well this is where I started…
OK girls, now we’re alone…this weekend I went bra shopping only to find that I’m not the bra size I thought I was! Well they do say that 85% of us are wearing the wrong size but I thought I was one of the 15% wearing the right size. The sales assistant measured me, told me what size I should be wearing… :shock: …then brought me a selection of bras in the right size to try on. To my horror, there they were, bras that I’ve always avoided like the plague – the “moulded cup”! Eeek!
Well to cut a long story short (I’m mindful of comments on other threads about dissertations) I listened to the lecture on what was good about moulded cups and grudgingly agreed to try one on and was pleasantly surprised, so much so that I bought one.
But here’s the thing…this bra freaks me out!
You know what it’s like, you get home at the end of the long day, take your bra off and throw it onto the bed and have that sense of relief, potter around then turn to put your clothes away…but now I look back on the bed and there’s this set of perfectly formed boobs sitting there! Ok, they’re not boobs, it’s the moulded cups of the bra standing to attention but please…do you ever get used to the sight of this unfilled bra sitting there looking so perfect? Or is it just me that finds it freaky?
*** It’s 4 days later and this flipping bra is still freaking me out…it’s not natural I tells ya!
* performs the miracle of the disappearing coffee and biscuit…
* wonders whether to put her original posts back up for those that missed them… :?
I think the subjects of my posts were too scary for some people… 8-[ :lol:
Swap our lovely Kenty? Pfffffffft…she’d pulverise me!
As ifffffffff!
As for volume of contributions and excellence…quality over quantity :wink:
I could always reinstate the deleted posts but then again….is JC really ready for moulded bras and lady whiskers? I’m not sure :-kbtw you can keep the panda, you wait until the beer, curry and pizza have worked their magic…
lol you’d have loved the thread then… :P
