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Apparently if you are good at something it takes more effort to then do it badly than it does to do it well. Les Dawson is an good example, he was an excellent pianist but deliberately played badly for laughs; other (professional) pianists commented that the fact that he could, as an accomplished pianist, play so badly so well demonstrated how good a pianist he really was.
I suspect the same can be said of people who deliberately portray themselves to be stupid or inarticulate.
Hi Kate :wink:
OK I have one :)
Dear Mr Trawler,
I regret to inform you that your manservant and I have parted company. Having completed the enactment of the last of your drawings I found that his imagination was somewhat lacking and I could no longer bear the marks of his fake tan on my white satin sheets. He claims to be a tanorexic or some such thing, a hangover from his Chippendale days. Anyway enough was enough, he had to go. No accidents this time you’ll be pleased to hear, I simply told him to leave and he didn’t seem too upset, he left muttering something about there being plenty more mugs out there.
He did say that he would return to collect his things in an hour or two but that was yesterday. I have heard reports of human remains being found in the hedgerows near the house of a woman known hereabouts as Su “Praying Mantis” Simply but I’m sure that is just a coincidence.
You may not be aware of this but your manservant kept very detailed diaries of his time with you, he referred to them as his insurance policy. I do hope that he returns to collect his things soon but rest assured that the diaries, and your secrets, are safe with me.
Fond regards,
Ms Jen JenP.S. I do feel it’s my duty to warn you that there are rumours that Velvet used to be a man named Victor but they are only rumours. Although having read snippets of your diary I’m not sure that would make much difference.
A bunch of daffodils from a lovely customer :D
@Velvet 1 wrote:
@jen_jen wrote:
@danny2011 wrote:
f uck me velvet u fit bi tch lol ur so fit its unreal how are u doing sweetheart :D
She’s a classy lady…yep I’m sure an opening line like that will do it :roll:
:roll: classy and able to upload pics from the tinterweb :roll:
pssst jen whos this danny geezer … what a smoothy :shock:
Doesn’t he just ooze charm, wit and intelligence? :lol:
@danny2011 wrote:
f uck me velvet u fit bi tch lol ur so fit its unreal how are u doing sweetheart :D
She’s a classy lady…yep I’m sure an opening line like that will do it :roll: