Jenny..

emm…dodnt know him..buuuutt…

love his posts…kinda funny :lol:

just keep this bag over your head and keep your mouth shut…and let me have my wicked way with you :lol: :lol: :lol:

eeelloooooooo its meeeee.

left my nickers in here the last night…just came back to get them :lol:

emm…Captain Charisma or becky or angel1 or bb, or tory or mysterious girl

or….whoever posts nex
:lol: :lol:

happy birthday dude

have a good one :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

my 7 year old and my 2 year old fighting over who can jum higher on the trampoline

:roll: :lol: :lol:

acdc..you shook me all night

:lol: :lol: :( :lol: :lol: :(

me and my brother keep braking our s.hyte laughin at the whole thing..

but then every few minutes..i start to cry when i think of it.

oh god..so bad..but soooo feckin funny.

as for the microwave door…….still dont know where it is :lol: :lol: :lol:

might just put an add in the paper for a missing…[Read more]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

last night when i blew up the microwave.

i was in convulsions and couldnt stop..taught i was having a hart attack :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

when was the last time you physically pissed your self cos you were laughing so much

dont try to blow up fruit in the microwave.

bbbaaddd idea

yea see..i was drunk…..

and then it didnt help when the hubby rang my brother to tell him what i was doing and to come and help him get me in from the back……..but instead..he turned up drunk too..and brought the fruit with him

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@magnifico wrote:

well, ive never heard it called a stalk before :wink: but if you wanna play it again, i wont object :lol:

how about tonight…10 o clock.

:wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yesterday

when was the last time you blew up a microwave

@lilmissattitude wrote:

erm erm erm she’s irish :lol: o0(greedy wench an all stealin all me trophies on a diff site)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i am the master

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ok people..

that realy was a bad idea.

f.uckin super funny idea….but bad bad bad idea.

the banana was a killer.

literally.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
it blew every f.uckin fuse in my house.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

this is not a joke…but the door blew off the microwave…and nobody knows where it landed. :shock: :shock: :shock:
the…[Read more]

the apple lasted 27 minutes…and then its started poping….took about another 5 minutes for it to totaly blow

woooowwwwwwww

the plum lasted 14 minutes….it went the same as the orange..

banana is next.

note to self…….buy new microwave in the morning befoure hubby gets home.

sooo not funny..

well acutally..it was fuckin hilarious…

oh my god..my brother is in convultions in the back garden.

the orange only lasted 3 minutes….and splat…it just went every where.

it looks like sombody brain just blew up in my microwave :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

the plum is cooking as we speak. :lol:…[Read more]

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Tell them you are microwaving an apple. It’s pretty obvious!

yea….but wont that make me look a tad on the mad side.??

they might call the men in white coats. :lol: :lol:

just taught id let you all know..

the apple just poped to bits.

but my brother just came back with a fresh apple…one orange.. a plum and a…[Read more]

ok..now its just popping bits left right and center.

it looks like popcorn popping..

the neighbours are looking at me all funny……..what should i tell them im doing :shock: :shock: