JohnBoy25

@sharongooner wrote:

First time Ive read this thread since posting on it because it had turned into a private chat.

Its certainly more interesting since Rubes the bearded one from barnsley joined! :lol:

Probably cos it was just us who were on

@sunny wrote:

John its because most men even tho they have a hand to hold the lil man never aim staright and it gos every where

Fact – though not me :-

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

its called stale pi.ss jon :roll: :P

But there’s something else – like someone’s tried to cover it with air freshner even though there isn’t one :lol:

Or maybe they’ve just improvised :D

@rubyred wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

My local always has a faint aroma of push with an i. Don’t know what it’s like when I’m not there though :lol:

chuckle,,nah you tone it down John ;)

a wee tin of deoderant comes in handy for nasty niffs,rancid carpets and fart gas !

Don’t know if that’d do it tbh :D

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Shocking, innit? :lol:

My local always has a faint aroma of push with an i. Don’t know what it’s like when I’m not there though :lol:

@sunny wrote:

oi i was only making ya feel welcome you keep saying there was a conthingy majig against ya 8)

So i gaged ya up and you should be f00king honoured i wanted to use me love beads on ya [-(

So that’s it? Sympathy pleasures..I mean torture :lol:

@Bat wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

actually i dont know everything!! and im on here for the answer..

Is it true, that in England your allowed to smoke in pubs at New years Eve?

Dunno ruby. I don,t smoke and I don,t go to pubs. Ask John, he,ll know. He,s a mountain of useless I mean usefull information he is. :lol: :lol:

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I,ve looked in the washing machine and they aint there. They aint in the tumble dryer either. I,m telling ya, it,s them aliens that made my telly/lights and pc go off the other day, they,ve got em, up there in their space ship. Bastards

Did you remember to sneak up on them so they couldn’t see you or hear you before you had a look? :lol:

@sunny wrote:

How come you two only ever seem to pop out when the other one pops up :-k

8) Makes me feel like yas dont wanna talk to no one eles but ech other :twisted:

It may seem that way but it’s only because we’re actually the same person. It is I who has multiple identities :lol:

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Banished to chat rooms forevermore :lol:

@Bat wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

I’ll be the judge of that Mr :wink:

Well…

Actually, better not. Rubes’d probably think this was a wedding invitation :lol:

Wedding?? ooooooooo can I be matron of honour?? :lol:

You’d have to ask ruby, she has all the details :lol:

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@Bat wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

A gentleman never tells :wink:

Your a gentleman? Blimey. :wink: :lol:

I’m every bit as surprised as you are :lol:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

erm,ya want my honest reply …these are message boards NOT a chat site.

its a wee bit monotonous to come in here and see the only replies are you two.

GREAT and LOVELY if ya get on well..but these are NOT the area ya should be wittering in,I mean its NOT really exciting is it?

and while i wish ya both good…

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@*GG* wrote:

Is this the King who spews the most Just Crap? oh that’s wasy! I vote for John. :D :twisted:

Most kind :lol:

@Miss Minx wrote:

The first sign of madness is talking to yourself.

No, that would be talking to someone else :lol:

Anyway, I’m off to bed – if that ruby comes back and gives you into trouble you just tell her: =;

Night

Message: (See, I’m writing a message on the message boards)

Well I wasn’t thinking much, I usually stop after breakfast :lol:

Exactly – so what’s your problem? I talk to myself so that makes it a three way conversation :lol:

@Miss Minx wrote:

I will never get used to this no ‘conversations’ on the messageboards crap. :?

You’re not the only one – I think several people fail to grasp the concept :lol:

@Miss Minx wrote:

Do you think ruby is the self-claimed queen of the boards! :shock:

She might banish us ‘newbies’ from having ‘boring’ conversations forever! We will be forced to post serious topics that will bore us rigid! while other ‘non-newbies’ get to chat s**t. :lol:

*catches up with imagination*

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