JohnBoy25

Newton Stewart

Spain

Aberdeen

What’s so funny about narnia? I saw it on a film, Die Hard I think it was :lol:

Derby

Manchester

My great uncle died last boxing day – wasn’t big news but that’s the world we live in.

Anyway, very respectful day all round in Scottish football. Brawls, verbal use from and to the fans, red cards and allegations of racism. Might as well have been the Old Firm game.

@Matty wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Difference is, the folk I work with know when a joke’s not funny anymore :lol:

so you work with graham norton? oh no, he was never funny was he?

Graham Norton’s hilarious – what’s not funny about the gayest looking gay acting as gay as possible?

Wait, I think I’ve just answered my own question :lol:

Difference is, the folk I work with know when a joke’s not funny anymore :lol:

@Miss Minx wrote:

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They better not be starting on you again! Do you really want another 50 pages? :lol:

I was just thinking dawny, it’ll probably sound ridiculous but it’s true. I had been getting these really bad headaches, actually to the point where I was getting worried – and for me that’s rare cos I tend to shrug things off.

Anyway, one night I had a dream (this is where it gets ridiculous) I was on a boat – don’t know why – but this voice…[Read more]

@rossylass wrote:

Esher

WTF?!

Rochdale

@prettypink wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

What, paid for it? Of course I did – I’m as honest as the day is long.

Bess Ya!!! cooooor not me, Id have said “Thank-you god… :lol:

As Scarface himself once said ‘You need people like me!’ :lol:

Being a tee-totaler, my ipod and a book is about as exciting as it’ll get :lol:

What, paid for it? Of course I did – I’m as honest as the day is long.

When I got home from doing some shopping I realized when I checked the receipt that I had something in the bag that I shouldn’t have – fecker forgot to charge me for it! :lol:

Went back down and paid for it so all’s well!

Newcastle

Going back to work tomorrow – I’m actually looking forward to it cos I’ve been off for a while now :D

I’ve missed the daily ritual of hurling insults around, you just don’t get that anywhere else :lol:

Had to think about that for a couple of minutes, I’ve heard it before but my mind just went blank! Remember I’m…one or two years younger than you so that’s my excuse :lol:

Anyway, I’m off to bed – I’m tired from doing nothing and nowt else all day! Don’t stay here too long, if pebbles finds out that we’ve taken this off topic she’ll shout at…[Read more]

Aye, ye cannae beat it – especially at New Year. Still weird without Rikki Fulton, always loved ‘Jolly!’ :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

actually i did tonight john..as my pal sarah had it on her phone ..and i watched it LOL

mind you i often have the same look when some fvcker forgets its THEIR roond :)

belter eh?

Shouldn’t have been funny and wasn’t funny.

But still :lol: :lol: I’ve saved it into my favourites, it’s amazing what they get away with on it :D