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Rangers beating Gretna 2-1 (and finally playing a fecking game after all the call offs) Almost ruined though cos an old schoolmate of mine nearly put Gretna 2-1 up :evil:
And Newcastle looking good against Stoke is a bonus too 8)
But what about the important issues? :lol:
@rainbowbrite wrote:
Now lets not be discriminative! Have you ever seen a one legged pair of swimming trunks before? Ok so the other “leg” Is sewn up! its a boyancy aid to keep Shim afloat.
o_O you think about things more than i do. You are a strange one JB!
I do a lot of thinking :wink: The world needs more people like me – practical :lol:
If you are concerned then he’s currently waiting for his sex swap op on the NHS…. if you were wondering….that is.
Reminds me of the sort of questions we used to ask at school: ‘Would you want Pamela Anderson if she was actually a bloke who’d had a sex change or if she was a pre op transexual?’ :lol: We had some very thought provoking conversations.
Ah, something else – why would a one legged lesbian be wearing swimming trunks anyway? A sarong or something similar would make more sense. You’ve got to think about these things. I do :lol:
Bodyform?! Take it that’s a wummin thing? And if we’re only talking about one lesbian then I certainly wouldn’t be happy. One other thing, why would a lesbian be wearing ‘his’ swimming trunks? :lol:
Anyway, it’s not often you hear me complaining :lol:
Nothing against guitars whatsoever – it’s just summer I hate. And christmas. And New Year. And anything with wings.
No prizes for guessing what the talk will be in the run up to that one :lol:
I heard Chris Coleman’s name mentioned as well but haven’t heard anything more about it, obviously it’s not the manager’s job anyway.
I’ll tell you what’s wrong with summer, I’m always cold – I’m used to it. As such, I prefer autumn and winter. Then summer comes along and fecks it all up. If I dress for summer, I’m too cold. If I don’t, I’m too warm – there’s never a happy medium.
And if it’s too warm, I can’t sleep. If I open a window, guess what happens? Too cold :evil:
Then there’s working dayshifts, two problems:
1. In total, I cover about two miles there and back in the heat so my shirt ends up sticking to me.
2. Having to fight my way past weans who hog the entire pavement along the way.That about covers it.
Here’s hoping not!! Some of us feckin hate summer :evil:
Looks like David Murphy’s on his way in from Hibs for £2m. Don’t know much about him except that both Old Firm sides were taking a look at him. He’s a natrual left back but I think he’s just as capable on the right.
