..Joker..

@thin ice wrote:

yea but why am i in every bliddy story
:shock:

Thin because I rate you higher than the Very Important Peanut Good enough ???

@JADEY wrote:

merry xmas joker look forward to coffee mornings lol xxxx

Thank You Jadey I’m sure sipping coffee out of my best tin mugs watching the rats playing on the lino will be very pleasant. Afterwards we could go for a ride in my spastic van (Claires Description) and visit one of my Thai girlfriends for a game of…[Read more]

@blonde_55 wrote:

Thanks Andy, and all the best to you too xxx

I was sure Andy said to the really lovely people ??????????

This bedsit of yours, has it got any bamboo funiture I could eat?[/quote]

Panda for you I’ll make sure there is an abundance of nibbles LoL Can’t have endagered species risking extinction do to poor hospitality xxx

Hubby & wifey in kitchen the week leading up to Christmas, Hubby turns to wifey and says gosh its that time of the year when the Milkman, The Baker, the Postman, the Dustman all expect a tip for christmas and with that he counts out 4 piles of coins amounting to £2 a pile.
Later in the week he comes home from work to find his wife in…[Read more]

@jeanie wrote:

have a great xmas steve, i hope you manage to get back to borovets and the snow,
maybe i will see you there in feb lol, i will be the one coming down the slopes on my archie

may santa be good to you and give you what you truly desire

kj

Thank you Jeanie its sincere & honest ladies like you that keeps JC a place to revisit If…[Read more]

@thin ice wrote:

have you noticed any new blossoming friend ships of late

maria s and clure wales
one time enemys
clure used to get so wound up by maria
but now they new best mates :P

Both of them get so confused from imbibing the Lidl’s special brew neither can recall who they love, who they hate or indeed who they invited round for a nibble…[Read more]

@Camel_Blue wrote:

Finally, it admits it’s true age :twisted:

And if you noticed Maria s it also gave you credit on your Gold Digging Skills, Now as Camel Blue Toe I’d like to say your diction and grammar was equally creditable but its quite clear to the readers a Pizza Delivery girl is the best you’ll aspire to.

Of course I’m sure one of the Old Cows will squeeze a little juice if asked nicely