At this time of year as the family gathers we raise our glasses to mum up there looking down on us. Come to think of it we really need to get her stairlift fixed.
Boo you know how much I like you esp cos you were the first person toy talk to me in if and if you remember you said give it up they won’t talk to if your not a reg I said oh is that right rolled me sleeves up and then became the most well known man in if so don’t you start saying you posted 8n pats cos you never you lying tub of lard.
Well I can name 33 some did use both ruby red Irish lucy moon Gaylord Sgt pep to name a few anyway I better go I am in hiding in fear of my life why didn’t somebody warn me kiwi has high coñnections 8n the us government.
I keep reading Linda’s rant. Cos im a bit worried now omg she’s gonna get the Fed’s on me over a txt I was unaware of I’m shaking in my boots oh come on new York’s finest get over here and arrest me
Linda calm down babe. All I was saying is. Ok no names but that txt you sent on Sunday you sent it to my friend instead of your intended person so now I’m getting grief of her why’s Linda texting me I said I don’t know fck all about it so she read it to me then it all became clear so I said to her yes she’s sent it to the wrong person that was meant for Mr x so don’t be shouting at me Linda luv get your txts right next time anyway have a good Xmas love you loads xxx