kentlass19

tis ur own fault :D

*gives andy a massive boot in the balls at that one*

not my stepdad. he has this really old fashioned view of women and ‘their place’ :lol:

thats what i plan to do.
w’anker parents!

pml!! i’m afraid that im better at sex than romance :lol: :lol: :lol:

but why shud i be banned from it ffs, it’s not like im a kid :? :? :?

n’aa only actually hurt for a few days, tis the scabbing part thats longest.

erm…i dunno tbh. i gotta start writing again. but i told my parents i wanted to try n make a go of erotic writing n got told that they didnt approve n banned me from doing it :shock:

pml ur an ass, but ur not a psychic one so ur forgiven :lol:

yep its not sore at all anymore thankfully :D

checked, couldnt find any

i dunno tbh. i tried installing one my stepbro gave me today but it just wouldnt register, so unless i can get another sonic record now! one then im prob not gonna bother.

im watching playing it straight at mo :D such a good program :wink:

cant go without ur cooked sunday dinner can ya lol

innocent??? u??? hmmmmmmmmmmmm

nope fek all planned :( and u?

guilty

u?

my love is your love – whitney houston

aye ur right :D so what u been up to in my temporary absence? or need i ask :wink:

she’s at home…milking it for all she’s worth :lol:

thankfully place was pretty empty, thought we’d be up there all night :?

she got bad food poisoning. dunno y the chest pains :? :? :? thanx for the nice thoughts guys :)

yip that sounds bout right.

im just bunging me shoes on in case i need to go up hossie. me feking mother got chest pains n doc advised her to get her ass up hossie :? :?

not guilty (we got free porn all night :D )

ever been to a sex shop to buy porn?

yep it is :D :D :D :D and one chuffed likle bunny cos of it :D

thats what my mate sam said when i offered to do him a copy of this CD :lol: i only like a few of the songs on it