kevin

@minim wrote:

Oh and I forgot to mention last night Pats…Kevin/Dagger/ROTT is not my boyfriend. In fact he dumped me months ago after we had a blazing row in a cocktail bar in Camden.

your as boring as all the rest
thats why you were dumped
i dont do rows
thats for chavs like them

@fastcars wrote:

If a seal gets shot through the head with a bullet would it feel less pain than if it was twated over the head with a baseball bat :?:

YOUR HEAD WOULD BREAK THE BAT

how do you tell people what they can and cant do
i had my last at 36
ideally you dont want to be much more than 40
then again whats ideal
when i see the likes of rod stewart des o’connor etc
it just dosent seem right
but each to their own

@sharongooner wrote:

I just think of planet of the apes when I read it, either that or Gail Platt from corrie, but she looks more like a turtle now than an ape, even a bit horsey if you catch her from the right angle.

did you not look in the mirror before you posted that

@WooHoo wrote:

This thread is making me laugh! :lol:

First one to try it gets a banana.. :lol:

up the a’rse

some take this seriously
what a laugh

@PATS wrote:

@kevin wrote:

if pats wasnt so dried up
and fastcars impotent
i’m sure they could answer the question

i’d rather be celibate than touch u.

i’d have to be as pissed as sunnys husband was

@sunny wrote:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

CHEERIO CHEERIO CHEERIOOOOOOOOOOO, GOIN DOWN GOIN DOWN GOIN DOWNNNNNNNN,
THATS WHY YOU’RE GOING DOWN, THATS WHY YOU’RE GOIN DOWNNNNNNN
YOUR GROUND SAYS B&Q…..YOUR GROUND SAYS B&Q……. LOL

Dummpy il put you of the f00king BBQ if ya dont shurrup tut [-(

sunny you dont need the p

@sunny wrote:

Its already happend the day me old man took me virginaty

And no i wernt the f00king monky he was tut lol

i bet he never drank again after that

if pats wasnt so dried up
and fastcars impotent
i’m sure they could answer the question

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

Ken ya swaller? Asked Bluey

The woman signalled ‘No!’ desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?’ asked Bazza. The woman s…[Read more]

@sunny wrote:

Its like saying should we ban boxing because its proved after years of having some one hitting ya head all the time it kills the brain

never realised you were an ex boxer

@PATS wrote:

@kevin wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Chase me

you once DID that

wassup kev u jealous?

Jealous of shagging DID
yes

the latest rumours are it was a revenge tackle for the Birmingham pub bombings
on the 21st november 1974.
there is also a rumour of an alleged wager between Johnson and Taylor to see who can break the most legs in a season
One player who did not want to be mentioned because “i want to keep my kneecaps” the clearly terrified teammate said…[Read more]

once again Birmingham disgrace football
how long are these thugs going to get away with it
Johnson should be banned for life
police are investigating a clear racial motive to his disgraceful challenge
one onlooker heard him shouting “i’ll get the irish b@stard next time”

@Pete wrote:

@kevin wrote:

@Pete wrote:

cant decide whether its enriched my blighted life or blighted my enriched life (though i’m sure kevin might tell me blah blah blah blah blah) :lol:

hard for me to comment
but the wife dosent understand me routine for 3 hours tells me where you were.

i knew youd know oh and its doesn’t btw You need some new…

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@Pete wrote:

cant decide whether its enriched my blighted life or blighted my enriched life (though i’m sure kevin might tell me blah blah blah blah blah) :lol:

hard for me to comment
but the wife dosent understand me routine for 3 hours tells me where you were.

@sharongooner wrote:

aww kev thats a bit unnecessary on this thread innit?

People wouldnt post if they didnt want Esme to read it.

I know rubes has been worried for weeks bout rubes, we’ve spoken on the phone. I updated her last night on events, she already knew.

She is a very ill lady, and this thread should be about wishing her well. Nothing…

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@fastcars wrote:

Chase me

you once DID that

and sunny there is no excuse for not spelling national correctly
lazy bas tard