kevin

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

I am a man, I have driven for 34 years and have been an HGV driver. All my observations over that time lead me to believe that women are, in general, better drivers than men. Accident statistics bear this out too, and that is why women can often get lower insurance premiums.

That doesn’t mean that there aren’t some bad…

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@Lambrini Girl wrote:

I thought you said somewhere you didn’t/couldn’t drive?

i didn’t say that i have driven since 83
it was that ED fellow playing with my words

very good
mine was better

i don’t doubt what you say
but doubt it had the premeditation the b’astard had just because he injured himself trying to foul alfe at elland road a couple of yrs before
the man is a vicious thug
disgraced his country with the world cup debacle
hes a c’unt

@metallica01 wrote:

r u really morrissey? coz hes a miserable git as well :evil:

VICAR IN A TUTU

I was minding my business
Lifting some lead off
The roof of the Holy Name church
It was worthwhile living a laughable life
To set my eyes on the blistering sight
Of a vicar in a tutu
He’s not strange
He just wants to live his life this way

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@tiggy wrote:

@kevin wrote:

good riddance to the dirty b’astard

i have nothing to declare
but my stupidity

… Indeed you don’t.

ask alf inge haaland
the aforementioned bas’tard should have been banned for life

@Gyps wrote:

So have you shot em yet Kev?? 8)

weapon should arrive this week
then its game on
are you game gyps?

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@kevin wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

She seems interested in the power of your weapon Kev. :wink:

its not a repeater

Few are at our age! :lol:

Does it fire blanks then?? :wink:

it does the snip worked
but it does’nt work on dogs

@Bad Manners wrote:

The only emotion a St George’s flag should induce in a Scot is revultion. :-$

well you fu ckers tried revolution and got quashed by the superior sword

@Bad Manners wrote:

The stupid big numpty Hansen said yesterday that “his spine was tingling at the sight of all the St George’s flag’s”. :evil: I can respect Scot’s if they wanna cheer on England, but what I cant take is big ejjit’s like Hansen kissing the English’s as.ses at the BBC. Big dumplin.

hes like all jocks very boring
and a great ar se licker

@Temptress wrote:

You need a hawk kevin :wink:

you offering?

@Magoo wrote:

Yep, as has been suggested pigeons are vermin, flying rats. You never see a baby pigeon, how weird is that?

Anyway reasonable force would be to warn them three times that you are prepared to shoot, if they do not leave your premises, I fully believe you are entitled to empty your barrel. This will also go down well with the…

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@Mr Amphibian wrote:

1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0
1-0 1-0 1-0
1-0 1-0 1-0 1-0
1-0 1-0 1-0

Champions elect simple as

the jocks are rubbish at every sport they attempt
a true reflection of the nation

@Bad Manners wrote:

That was a great gemme there. We could have seen the winners in Argentina. Very impressive. Now that’s a real team. They’ll eat England for breakfast. :D
Ivory Coast are unlucky there in such a group of death. With a decent draw they could have made the Quarters or Semi’s. I suppose they still might if they can get out of the…

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@AbitofMary_J wrote:

lol ur ar5e’s Jenny are like Braveheart… i was tryin to find a picture of them bearin their ar5es to the English but cudnae find it lol

because it never happened
only one team on this island

@Jenny.. wrote:

@kevin wrote:

three lions on our shirt
with a bit of luck
arise sir David

your havin a laugh arnt you. :shock: :shock:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

like your name suggests your a donkey

i’ll stand by mr gray guy was a genius
and await SIR DAVID BECKHAM

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

She seems interested in the power of your weapon Kev. :wink:

its not a repeater

@Mrs Clean wrote:

@kevin wrote:

2 of my neighbours keep pigeons
i have just ordered an air rifle
no idea if its legal
i’m going to pop everyone that lands in my garden
vermin aren’t they?

KILL EM ALL I SAY ! and when you have finished, pop to my house and kill all the seagulls that keep doing number 2’s on my washing :evil: :evil: :evil:

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