Langstraat

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If I said: Dry Cleaning BILL would that give the game away?

Another go?

Ugo 1st,

That’s just the type of encouragement I need I hope you don’t rue the day you asked for another story.
I have several tales stored away one of which I include the link to.
I don’t do fiction, however implausible they may sound they’re all true with the occasional embellishment :wink:

I hope the link works it’s still quite new to…[Read more]

Need another clue?
I thought it was so oblivious but I’ve been wrong before.

ask if you need another

Bat,

It’s called irony :wink:

Me freaky?
You’re the one with patchwork eyes

Betitstillgetsyougoingasitdoesme?
Somethingtodowiththeanimalscentthingiguess. :shock:

Mary,

Thought I recognised the Amsterdam Cannabis influence in the artwork,
a good use of: green, leaves and imagination. 8)

Guess who.

Wow Mary what a sensuous Avatar; just the sort of image I need at the end of a busy week only spoilt by the thought of why you would want to smell your armpit. :)

Did I say something funny??
Each time I see that image I think of a warm matronly type of person he looks so approuchable.
I’m usually a good a judge of character, seldom wrong but not infallible at the same time if you get my drift.

I’m sure you’ve been called many things but your image suggests a gentle cuddly thing which is empathised by your “we care” signature

A: It’s got to be Chocolate, I could live without shopping

Q: Wig or Comb over?

An aside.
I meant to pose the previous question as
Q: Bush or Blair
to which the best answer seen so far was:
A: I would prefer to look at a tit rather than a bush any-day.

Yes it’s a sad statement of the age in which we live; standards are poor and slipping. The only role model we have is Stephen Fry but you wouldn’t wish to copy all of his habits eh eh :wink: I must confess to being dependant on a spell checker but what’s wrong in that, its only good manners in my book to try to get things right. My previous…[Read more]

Alan,

As the messages says;
Congratulations
:roll:

Senatus,

I think you’ll find the ‘Congratulations’ are meant for those who are still here and are able to read this message, those who are elsewhere will have to make their own arrangements to have this message forwarded.

Robbo,

I’m not sure what your point is and doubt whether you know it either. The above script shows how things were before your generation was mollycoddled by today’s society. It shows how they shaped the generation which has made more technical advances over the last century than the previous millennium. It is not moaning about how things were…[Read more]

Esmeralda,

It was copied to me this morning so I thought I’d pass it on.
I’m from a generation who were brought up to never bring disgrace to my parents and never never bring the law to your door.
When Jack Frost visited the inside of my single glazed bedroom window the solution was for Mom to put her coat over my bed. Bar Humbug.

“At last a friend” Langstraat joyfully exclaimed.

Pats,

You are defined by your good taste, you’re just the type I’d like in my lifeboat and that a fact.
8)

You didn’t expect me to disclose their address did you? That would have been against the rules which I agreed to abide with and then I’d really be in trouble.

If you need a closer location for the Bobbit-Downe’s you could try Cromwell Road, Gloucester I understand they had some friends there. :wink: