[Man in Beds]

@superteddie is sue wrote:

My Coffin is shaking with laughter xxxx

Like the bed and floor was when rob shagged you?

[Man in Beds]

I do agree with candy.
You, UK Pilot, are just one sad, old man who can’t take rejection so do us, and yourself, a favour, go away with. Enjoy the autumn of your life with a little bit of dignity, if you still got any left.
By the way, did I see you the other day at London Luton Airport with binoculars watching planes take off and land and write down their registration numbers?

[Man in Beds]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@pats wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

well well well, so rob shagged her who looks like the incredible hulk with bad eyeshadow :shock:

ffs!

his wife will bloody kill him………… :wink:

rob you filthy swine….bets shes not the 1st either :shock:

Rumour has it that he showered before and after but, as i said, it is still a rumour and will keep you all informed if and when i do get confirmation about the showering.

[Man in Beds]

@ukpilot wrote:

Clue 2/

Who was it that shagged the person in Clue 1/ ????

Well he escorted her to a recent meet and his nic is not 47 or 49 and I do believe he happens to pretend to be a chatguide too.

Don’t forget to post your answers to DHSS Sad & Delusional Females Section C/O MIBS

Big deal, you halfwit. Half the room knew within a couple of hours of the last meet ending that Sue shagged rob, rob shagged Sue and Sue and rob shagged each other.
I even had the film developed and the pics printed within 3 hours of everyones departure. Would have been quicker but the drive home and all that.

Anyway, I reckon you are only jealous because rob wouldn’t poke you, too, but strong rumour has it that you are too much of a scumbag even for blokes like rob, our very own council estate vigilante.

[Man in Beds]

@sarah_1 wrote:

I before E except after C Mibs ……….. oh I say you’re slackin dear man :lol:

Stay away from the booze, read it all, try to think, do the housework, have a rest, try to think again after you’ve read the whole lot once more and than make your comments if they are justified.

[Man in Beds]

@ukpilot wrote:

I’m looking forward to our meeting MIBS and believe or beleive it not it is going to happen !

You may swing both ways or are even just a fag, fine by me, but my bum is and remains virginal.

[Man in Beds]

@ukpilot wrote:

You’ll all be pleased to hear that Sneaky UK aka UKPilot did an historical feat by rising from his grave 3 days after he was buried, he now wanders amongst you cybering those in need (which is most of you) and spreading the word of love and peace. Unfortunately his camper van only holds 8 so will the fat and obese make their own arrangements to be transported to the next Meat Market. The retarded can join MIBS or YUKON as I beleive a special needs bus is being laid on for their use. MIBS will be in the bus with the Swastika on the front whilst YUKON will be in charge of the one for the 20 stone plus females (I hear he’s partial to a large lady ( and I use the word Lady loosely)).

Now form a queue behind the Just Chat resident slappers, Vampy, Welsh Fem or Super Ready Sue.

Don’t forget your benefits books as discounts may be available.

Now I must away to my Comfortable Home in a Comfortable Area of Sth Yorkshire to continue to count me dosh !.

BELIEVE not beleive.

Must away to your comfortable home? You mean your 12 ft by 8ft room at the home for senior citizens?

[Man in Beds]

@ukpilot wrote:

Oh dear ! I see the Sad & Delusional continue to be Sad & Delusional with input from the Chat & Relax Host Rich the Retard. May I suggest a crash course in Spelling & Grammar Rich, Your Site is a joke along with the Milk Monitors that TRY to run it. A pathetic attempt by a pathetic individual with a crew of benefit rejects who sadly have no life beyond the confines of their cyber world. As for Mibs well he’s a joke in himself, hurting ?? over some sad delusional women you are joking, try asking those in Forum 3 the REAL reasons for their acrimonious content, the facts are I refused to take them to a Meat Market and because I refused to follow the normal pattern of their sad delusional benefit funded lifestyle I get such attention. I am flattered that A sad Old Git like me warrants such a glowing and continued source of your discussions.

ask those who bleat the loudest how I happen to have their home and Mobile phone numbers, did these appear by magic in my in box ?? OR where they provided by aforementioned Sad & delusional women in the hope of obtaining yet another notch on their (hic) chastity belts.
Old confucious he say NO SMOKE WITHOUT FIRE !
So carry on girls whilst you lambast me I earn my salary while you continue to fester in your fantasy worlds 24/7. Now if you don’t mind I must away to my comfortable home with my comfortable lifestyle to count my money.

And may I suggest that you join Rich on that crash course in Spelling & Grammar? And while you book the course, book a few lessons on punctuation as well, you are lacking quite a bit there.

[Man in Beds]

@sarah 30 wrote:

:lol: That’s put me off getting a tat

Good, decent women shouldn’t have them and going by your piccy, a tattoo would only spoil perfection.

[Man in Beds]

@ukpilot wrote:

When I write my own obitary it will include a list of ALL the sad deluded females I had the displeasure to meet in JC so who ever is writing this SH1T you do me no harm .

I disagree and believe that you are seriously hurting. You are hurting or you wouldn’t be commenting.
Why call the females you have, supposedly, met deluded? Why calling them names like cripple ? I dare say you have called them worse in private chat. Is it possible that you actually never met any of them in person? Is it possible that they are nice people away from the computer?
I would like to suggest that you put on your anorak, take your model aeroplane and enjoy the autumn of your life and if you really want to get your leg over, get a hooker.

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