@island_vase wrote:

Hi all, whaddya reckon of my new ‘do?!! Asking for trouble really, aren’t I….

Vase xx

Are we sharing, by some chace, the same barber? It was just a thought as mine can’t cut hair straight either.
Stll, lovely nose, big but lovely and right in the middle of your face, too.

@pete wrote:

some are ok janey some are a bit odd :lol: welcome

I admit to being the odd one, does that make me ok?

@sarah 30 wrote:

I’m going to build Derby from scratch. :twisted:

Post a link and i’ll help with frequent visits

@reason wrote:

I think this thread has died a death !!! :-k

Remember ….. i don’t foookin care

Pity the same hasn’t happened with you…..but I can wait.

Think about it, the story is a load of boIIocks.
The dame is saying that she was wetting the “facecloth”. Did she just gave her fanny a once over with just a wet cloth or did she apply soap as well?
If she applied soap to the facecloth, or in this case the fannycloth, did she unfold it or did she use it as a kind of ball?
Surely, the glitter would have fallen out or at least she would have noticed that there was glitter on the fannycloth.
There is, of course, another option. The woman is blind or visually impaired. She should have gone to Specsavers if the latter applies.

@sharongooner wrote:

Its all elememtary really.

Don’t you mean ELEMENTARY?

@veronica~ wrote:

@Man in Beds wrote:

Like so many of you miserable sods, I had trouble in the last few days accessing JC’s chatrooms but, unlike most, I did something about it.
I went to the following website:

http://www.java.com/en/download/index.jsp

downloaded and installed the update and everything is back to normal. I can get into Forum 3 much quicker again and the faster access allowed me to get up your noses for a minute or two longer each day.

What a mastermind :roll:

Yep, that’s me.
What about you?

@forumhostpb wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

I do hope Wilma will grace us with her presence again soon, I do like her.

And we havent heard from Esme in a few days either. Hope they are both ok xx

OMG !!!!! Not more funerals coming up.

Stop moaning and look at it in a positive light, you’ll make a fecking fortune from the sale of flowers. Extend your range to wreaths and you’ll make even more.

sharongooner wrote:

sherlock holmes was the best bond ever[/quote

Didn’t Sherlock Holmes shared a flat with his sidekick Dr. Watson?
Did they just share the accommodation or was there a bit more to it and they actually shared the bed and bathed together?
Could it be that Mr. Arthur Conon Doyle put those two together because it was his very own fantasy to live with some geezer but couldn’t due to the fact that he lived in a rather repressive society where being a poofter was frowned upon unless you worked in the royal household where it was almost compulsary to be a shirtlifter?

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Well a slow computer and access can be cause by many things………

Errrr sauage on the keyboard……….

Errrrr slow modem……. errrr bad line speed or drop out or errrrrrrrrr……..

Or you computer being filled up with crap like spy ware or virus…..

But I personly feel its your computer trying to tell you something……….

GET A LIFE AND STOP WASTING YOUR TIME IN F U C KING CHATROOMS !!!!

DOA, I am beginning to agree with the rest of the visitors to this site and believe that you really are a useless vagina.

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