MasterPlan

@Eva licious wrote:

‘ took the post down, didnt want any male feelings hurt lol

btw ta for the spell check, but i copy n pasted it so complain to whoever originally posted it

There’s no feelings hurt .. lol. I just find the constant, misandric “jokes” boring. Just my opnion. But of course, I’m guessing it doesn’t count for much. After all, I…[Read more]

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

Ah Craig, come on you have to admit, there funny cause there true :)

Hmm. Well I like to think that they don’t apply to me. But maybe I’m wrong?

@Eva licious wrote:

13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.

*chequebooks

Oh look, more misandric “jokes” …

Coffee

@Cherriepie wrote:

This song plays when Geoff enters the room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn4i8bAfnMY

Haha nice!

A pretty good one :)

What can we say? Geoff is a first class P.I.M.P!

Great (day) :D

Apathetic

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

It was all rather innocent in fairness. Someone who i liked talking to wouldn’t believe another user was backstabbing them and said i was a liar. To prove my point i screen shotted the pm and posted it up here. The post was deleted and i have not been able to log in as WakeUpDead since.

I knew there had to be something,…[Read more]

Bleak

Blade

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.
What is it?

Fire?

@SimplySu wrote:

Ha .. mine is ‘glass half empty .. and glaring, looking for the fecker who nicked the other half’!!

actually … that’s not at all true … I have a pollyanna complex and see the good in everything :)

Hahaha! Yeah, you go to the toilet.. next thing you know. Bam!

Aha, well that has it’s pros and cons!

@jen_jen wrote:

Who…

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@SimplySu wrote:

You’re such a ‘silver lining’ type of chap, aint you?! :wink:

I prefer to say, glass half-empty.

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

lol seen yours yesterday and changed mine – forgot to say LOL cheers for reminding me

TwistingMyMelon – banned but not forgotten

Haha, I thought you had done it after looking at mine. Well you’re welcome!

Ohh him, I saw some of his posts before I joined.

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

HAH

I can look after myself
I’m broke already
I live in a friends house

Im Grand Craig, Cheers x

Ahhh ffs! There must be something that you wouldn’t smile about on a Friday… lol

Although it’s starting to seem like I’m trying to pile on misery. Yipes. I was just bored :oops:

Keep the positive attitude! Oh and I like how…[Read more]

Haha, class thread title.

@jen_jen wrote:

@Tatler wrote:

Free .

Easy

Oi! My word was before his! :o

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

Yeah why, what do you have planned?

Oh, I don’t have anything planned for you no.

I was just thinking though.. say you get your face smashed in on a Friday? Or you become bankrupt on a Friday? Or your house gets burned down on a Friday?

Maybe a little extreme lol… but are these smileworthy so to speak?