Matty

hey.. i’ve had sex more times this year then the whole of last year mrs…

i’m doing ok…..

men… just can’t dance.. i tell ya

my mate… she said… 8pm.. its now 9.44pm.. she text me saying on her way.. women… they can dance.. but they fucing take forever to get ready

this conversation is making me horny again

now i wish it would rain now… rain rain rain down on me now – phil collins

yes

i find they go orange too

appently i’m a gay man

i’ve tried them all…

right… ok then

get to the doctors then.. first thing monday

its a change… I don’t infact feel that horny tonight… I am feeling like I don’t need sex tonight

do you want me to check it out for you..?

oh right, i get it now :)

don’t smoke :)

pats… fast cars has been flirting with another woman

thats a big co you have fast cars

she has gone for suppa… bad move suppa… eating before sleep

do they all look the same

i that case.. if he gives me a blow job too… no harm done

if sunny ain’t coming.. nore am i

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Matty wrote:

good pleasure for the bloke though…

yeah but if its ar.seholes youre into (literally) why not just find yourself a guy?

cause he might suggest he then does it to me…. no thanks!

happy birthday ruby…..

good pleasure for the bloke though…