Matty

to stuff a pussy? no.. i’m not the type at all

ugo you daft git…. he was going to give it away… now you come in with an offer of £75… bet you are really good at your car boot

buyer… how much is this item

ugo .. its £20

buyer… i’ll give you £30

ugo.. no.. its £20.. sorry

buyer.. how about £25?

ugo.. £22 and its yours

don’t know, never stuffed a cat before

sell it to shazza but send it to me

or stuff it

my aunties cat died today, so i think we could be eating that…

he is a little untidy, sound bloke.. just he needs a woman to get him into shape

in a sense, they are… for the moment anyway.. my mum is hating it

they were going to live in italy, sold thier house here.. went over to sign.. mum had second thoughts, they now live with my uncle and just bought a new house here in england, hoping to be moved in by feb…

who cares.. led zep are rocking tv right now.. right back from the 70’s

its shocking is’nt it

@*Sian wrote:

Real 8) Can’t stand fake trees.

they usualy come with a stand… maybe you been buying fautly ones, without the stand

my mum and dad don’t currently have a house, so we are all of to my aunties for a big italian feast xmas day

it won’t be shearer, however I think he will be involved in the set up, Pearce is currently doing well with the u21 team, he has been a bit unlucky really, he did’nt have the money or the reputation sven had at City to bring in top quality players, so its hard to judge or compare what sven has done to what peace did’nt do

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thats easy to do.. just give me chocolate

i just mentioned the football results… no idea what you talking about.. ar senal lost, city lost, liverpool lost.. united won

i am sure you will get your own back in due course :P

that minx girl is a bit of a minx and a half alright

you get chicken for dinner

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@Matty wrote:

tottaly bored senseless, waiting for somone to text me to say its ok that i can go round, all this sneaking around, its no good to anybody

You do realise when her boyfriend catches you he’ll beat you senseless :lol:

its not her boyfriend, its her family… its all innocent

its impossible to tell that to the 2 billion.. can’t even convince one christrian.. never mind 2 billion… thing is though, i’ll never be able to say haha… told you so

never mind.. speaking of wine.. i’m going to my mates and opening a bottle up, tonight Matthew… i’m being jesus christ…. cue the big beard