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Matty replied to the topic Hi everyone! in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago
hiya
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Matty replied to the topic Sack McClaren befrore he makes a fool of himself… in the board The locker room 18 years, 9 months ago
though england played well apart from the front players, then it got worse when we brought on crouch
owen is’nt good enough at the moment, england need quaility forward players, we need gerrard and hargreaves in the middle… with the right players back, england will qualify
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Matty replied to the topic Rhyming story. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago
but the dips were off
and the chips were soft
the mouse looked in the mirror
and realised that he’s a dog -
Matty replied to the topic Don’t know where to put this … Exams taken early! in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago
what do kids have on thier plate? i don’t understand? they don’t have a job, they don’t go to work, they live with mum an dad while they go to school to get an education?
good luck on the exam results though
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Matty replied to the topic JOKE in the board Jokes and humourous links 18 years, 9 months ago
great joke, can’t wait to tell that to the lads on friday night at the pub, will have them in stichers
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Matty replied to the topic Rhyming story. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago
yes, he fell for a gooner
sharron by her name
though she was married
she loved him just the same
they ran away together
to ikea where they bought a cooker
and the dirty fucker
every night would sneak her into his flat
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Matty replied to the topic Rhyming story. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago
and so he settled in a whole new town
where the birds take it up
and where the guys go down
so happy now and so conent
but what he did’nt know was
the whole town was bent
looked like a girl
but was infact a bloke
he shaged everynight
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Matty replied to the topic my brave ickle soldier in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 9 months ago
if only hey
and stop ruining Pats thread… going of subject… tut
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Matty replied to the topic Rhyming story. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago
but his mate did’nt mind
infact he was glad of the ride
he even asked if they could do it again
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Matty replied to the topic my brave ickle soldier in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 9 months ago
no she’s not.. she loves me, at this moment she is sleeping on my bed, waiting for me, least sombody loves me :)
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Matty replied to the topic Rhyming story. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago
as big as his cock
this thing you could’nt fit in her gob -
Matty replied to the topic my brave ickle soldier in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 9 months ago
i’m like that when my cat jumps from the top window, i think… awww she has hurt herself
but infact, shes fine, she runs upstairs to do it again
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Matty replied to the topic wanna see a hunk? in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 9 months ago
we was over there, with the children, reading them a goodnight story
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Matty replied to the topic Rhyming story. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago
but he was no chocolate bar
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Matty replied to the topic wanna see a hunk? in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 9 months ago
on another forum i posted a half naked picture of myself (well from waist upwards) implying i was a hunk
it was a bad mistake, people seemed to just ignore it, or laughed
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Matty replied to the topic Rhyming story. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago
while wondering why he no longer rhymed
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Matty replied to the topic The Under 21 rule in the board The locker room 18 years, 9 months ago
i think its a good idea, hopefully in time it will benifit both the nation and the clubs, once a good youth system is applied, ensuring they have good youngers coming through, capable of coming of the bench
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Matty replied to the topic Rhyming story. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago
what the fuck is a stupor
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Matty replied to the topic wanna see a hunk? in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 9 months ago
@fastcars wrote:
So wheres the hunk?

sorry, thought you said hulk
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Matty replied to the topic Rhyming story. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 9 months ago
ran back into his hole and cried all night..
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