Matty

hiya

though england played well apart from the front players, then it got worse when we brought on crouch

owen is’nt good enough at the moment, england need quaility forward players, we need gerrard and hargreaves in the middle… with the right players back, england will qualify

but the dips were off
and the chips were soft
the mouse looked in the mirror
and realised that he’s a dog

what do kids have on thier plate? i don’t understand? they don’t have a job, they don’t go to work, they live with mum an dad while they go to school to get an education?

good luck on the exam results though

great joke, can’t wait to tell that to the lads on friday night at the pub, will have them in stichers

yes, he fell for a gooner
sharron by her name
though she was married
she loved him just the same
they ran away together
to ikea where they bought a cooker
and the dirty fucker
every night would sneak her into his flat
wearing a disguise and a great big funny hat

and so he settled in a whole new town
where the birds take it up
and where the guys go down
so happy now and so conent
but what he did’nt know was
the whole town was bent
looked like a girl
but was infact a bloke
he shaged everynight
but no one ever spoke

if only hey

and stop ruining Pats thread… going of subject… tut

but his mate did’nt mind
infact he was glad of the ride
he even asked if they could do it again
but the little arsehole said, sorry’ i can’t take this pain

no she’s not.. she loves me, at this moment she is sleeping on my bed, waiting for me, least sombody loves me :)

as big as his cock
this thing you could’nt fit in her gob

i’m like that when my cat jumps from the top window, i think… awww she has hurt herself

but infact, shes fine, she runs upstairs to do it again

we was over there, with the children, reading them a goodnight story

but he was no chocolate bar
instead he found himself a car

on another forum i posted a half naked picture of myself (well from waist upwards) implying i was a hunk

it was a bad mistake, people seemed to just ignore it, or laughed

while wondering why he no longer rhymed
jumped straight back into his bottle of wine

i think its a good idea, hopefully in time it will benifit both the nation and the clubs, once a good youth system is applied, ensuring they have good youngers coming through, capable of coming of the bench

what the fuck is a stupor

@fastcars wrote:

So wheres the hunk?

sorry, thought you said hulk

ran back into his hole and cried all night..