[Matty]

6pm.. finely got a plan for tonight

[Matty]

don’t know why you did’nt ask me

[Matty]

@Miss Minx wrote:

I give up :roll:

new year resolution?

[Matty]

girl of my dreams stars on pornotube every thursday night

[Matty]

you trying to convice me you not too old for me? do you fancy me afterall?

[Matty]

guilty – though not to the stage where you would call it love or anything that stupid

have you ever felt the need to buy shoes rather then have sex

[Matty]

i was meant to type 23, i put my own age instead for some strange reason, still too old :)

[Matty]

well she has given her age away anyway now.. and she is 28.. far too old for me

[Matty]

she is a blonde alright.. it was 1996.. “i think I was 12”

its not A level maths is it really

1996 minus birthyear = age

[Matty]

i’m jelous, I admit it… i wish she fancied me instead

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