[Matty]

nope, i always pi ss downwards

[Matty]

like pebbles on a beach
kicked around, displaced by feet
like broken stones, all trying to get home

[Matty]

without a teapot

[Matty]

well, if you don’t want our help anymore… [-(

[Matty]

going underground

[Matty]

step 1

switch on kettle, wait for it to boil

step 2

add tea bag to cup

step 3

add one sugur

step 4

pour water into cup, waint 2 mins

step 5

stir well, then release tea bag, stir again

step 6

add milk

step 7

call matty round for a brew

step 8

while matty drinking brew, ask to fix pc

[Matty]

maybe it can’t move it because its in use… find the file yourself in safe mode.. then delete :)

[Matty]

yes, but without the sex, which makes the affair very boring

[Matty]

that will teach you to have un protected fun on the internet :P

[Matty]

so you’re going to leave your hubby and have an affair with me?

[Author]

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