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as big as his cock
this thing you could’nt fit in her gob

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i’m like that when my cat jumps from the top window, i think… awww she has hurt herself

but infact, shes fine, she runs upstairs to do it again

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we was over there, with the children, reading them a goodnight story

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but he was no chocolate bar
instead he found himself a car

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on another forum i posted a half naked picture of myself (well from waist upwards) implying i was a hunk

it was a bad mistake, people seemed to just ignore it, or laughed

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while wondering why he no longer rhymed
jumped straight back into his bottle of wine

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i think its a good idea, hopefully in time it will benifit both the nation and the clubs, once a good youth system is applied, ensuring they have good youngers coming through, capable of coming of the bench

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what the fuck is a stupor

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@fastcars wrote:

So wheres the hunk?

sorry, thought you said hulk

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ran back into his hole and cried all night..

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