[Matty]

@thunderchick wrote:

:D :D Back to the the subject at hand.

wanking?

[Matty]

to be fair, you can’t really judge a player from the championship.. its silly.. just in the same way you can’t compare players from the scotish league, the prem is a whole different ball game.. you get half the time to think, you got to rely more on instict, i am sure he will get his chance though, upto him to prove doubters wrong

[Matty]

i’ve made a profit then, think i’ll sell him to gareth southgate, he looks dumb enough

[Matty]

well i walk up to them and say this

dogs are not as cute when they are wet, unlike you

[Matty]

thanks, look forward to them.. just avoid the poll dancing on the tube station this time :)

[Matty]

i only speak when i’m drunk, and i only make sense when i’m sober

[Matty]

who nicked the two naked ladys in the bath

[Matty]

yes, he managed to pass a ball and make one chance against a pub team

worth 6 million at least

[Matty]

@oss wrote:

@matty wrote:

i don’t think people are scared to post, they just don’t know what to post

its a little like somtimes, you go out.. see a bird you fancy… and you wait, wondering what to say… then when you thought of somthing great to say, you find that the moment has passed and another 6 people have beat you to it

well unless you are oss, he just goes up to them and asks for a shag…likes his 50/50 shot…

confidence is the key… and a big knob helps too

i meant smile.. not knob

I am just friendly to the ladies, i never ask for a shag tsk, i am no that rude at all :shock:

And Oh missygooner, i have written a novel for you upstairs :wink:

so thats how you do it?

[Matty]

and i told you i’m staying in your bedroom

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