[Matty]

smaller then small

nothing to tell, she is assistant manager at pets at homes.. shes 24, good looking, and she does’nt have the internet, she is also going to see robbie williams this weekend.. so she does have the odd fault

[Matty]

she does’nt use JC.. enough said :D

[Matty]

@esmeralda wrote:

Oh Guff..me… lacking a sense of humour? Wasn’t aware I was being employed on the JC boards to write gags or sketches..sorry..have I stumbled into a fringe theatre or something?

Poor little chap..never mind..I hear penis-extensions are being offered on the NHS these days..perhaps that would cure your obvious inferiority complex..but then again..I’m sure you feel enough of a knob already..

How’s the home-baked bread doing Pats?

i’m seeing my doctor tommorow :)

[Matty]

busy fixing your doorbell?

[Matty]

piss off :P

[Matty]

knock knock?

[Matty]

esmeralda, you bully

[Matty]

shes not seen me dancing… yet.. and probably never will if i have anything to do with it, i’m not the best dancer

[Matty]

it was dark

[Matty]

by the way.. update on my love life

i am seeing somone called tracy, and shes fuc king gorgeous

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