[Matty]

dave’s harmless, truth is, reckon he be happy for some peace and quiet for a night

[Matty]

what am i meant to be doing on this thread, I thought peep show was poor last night to be honest, not as good as the first couple of shows

[Matty]

i’m sorry, I just can’t feel your excitement, if you told me your mate had spent most of the last 10 years writing her own music and she got an invite to be on jools holland it may be a different story

I’ll be chuffed, but as she will be on an over rated pile of pish show, with people who work in mcdonolds, subway, burger king who happen to go to the odd sunday night kareoke/quiz night, then sorry, she is no different to the other 10 million wanna be mnufacutured, over hyped, over paid pop stars

good luck to her though, i’m sure you will have a great day ;)

[Matty]

i did however kick my mates dog when ronoldo missed his pen, the riot police ( my mates wife in this case) had a quiet word, and all was fine

[Matty]

John Terry Vodka
Made in England
Bottled in Moscow

[Matty]

no scholsy in midfield

[Matty]

i do believe it was true, jesus did excist and died in this way, however, he was not a son of god, he was just a very good trickster

[Matty]

i do miss jemba jemba, who’s he play for now?

[Matty]

i am, but i just pick and choose the ugly ones as i know i have a better chance

[Matty]

girl behind the bar tonight, great body, small tits… still would do her though

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