Melody

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You forgot to mention the women who have gotten so over dressed and walk down the mall like its a catwalk at Paris fashion week… haha cracks me up.

I usually have loads of loose screws from self assembley furniture that for some reason are left over so I throw them into the drawer… along with hair clips and bobbles… foreign coins, undeveloped rolls of film from godonlyknows when…bbq skewers that stab me with I rut in the drawer and lastly off the top of my head batteries… used lol

I find it funny when ya walking towards a bloke and his missus in a shopping mall and you can blatantly see him having a sneaky look at the women walking past and his woman is usually oblivious and too busy chantering on about something or other and he is totally just pretending to listen to her… haha

I am a typical extrovert and firey ARIES, and if that wasn’t bad enough I was born in the chinese year of the TIGER

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Yeah… being a 5ft 10 blonde in a shopping centre full of single dad’s had its benefits lol

‘Here is some change to put in the lady’s tin’ lol

I smiled at the duck that stopped traffic on the turn in for morrisons car park today… I just stood there with a ‘am not ducking moving for anyone’ look on its face lol

On my mind…

Am thinking am a clever girl coz I gave up a couple of hours of my time to stand in the Metrocentre with a collecting tin back in Feb and just had a letter through to tell me that in my 2 hours I collected £141.40 for Marie Curie Cancer Care… what a good girl am I!

Keith Lemon’s Celebrity Juice would do me.

Hahaha @ how the bloke said ‘Harrods’…. harads hehe

@(f)politics? wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I agree with Velvet…. madness! I remember when they used to give a goldfish as a prize on the fair… those were the days… 24 hours later it was floating

I have two goldfish from the fair they must be abt 5 or so now spent the first 3 years in a tank indoors but instead of growing to their tank size like they…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Gaz… If I was fresh outta stottie kyek and was starving hungry I would eat ya lol (only time I would ever put anything of yours in my mouth before ya jump to conclusions)

Leastways i give you a mouthfull 8)

Only in the ear bashing dept. lol

I agree with Velvet…. madness! I remember when they used to give a goldfish as a prize on the fair… those were the days… 24 hours later it was floating

As many of you might know I have had the misfortune of suffering grief in the past 24 months 4 times with the loss of my dad and 3 grandparents.. at first I adorned my house with photographs… and in fact used to often kiss them or chat to them… I have to be honest they have all gone back in the box now and to me it’s a sign I have moved on a…[Read more]

@Melody wrote:

I once caught Paddy (cat) licking the empty foil tray from a madras take out lol… When we are at the dinner table one cat will sit at your feet in the hopes of getting scraps like a dog would… he loves some grated cheese as a treat if we are having some pasta but other than that its cat food for him and his brother… along with…

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I once caught Paddy (cat) licking the empty foil tray from a madras take out lol… When we are at the dinner table one cat will sit at your feet in the hopes of getting scraps like a dog would… he loves some grated cheese as a treat if we are having some pasta but other than that its cat food for him and his brother… along with the odd mouse,…[Read more]

These are my boys… and yes I have 2 black cats… **waits for the witch comments lol**

@Pete wrote:

It is said if it floats for a while then sinks then you’re getting the right roughage, I have no idea what floating time is considered normal :?

Nothing worse than an aero poo that won’t flush and you go into the cubicle after someone and there it is winking at ya