Melody

we noticed

i thought Will would get lost trying to find the place and Pete would be too busy making siggys to attend

I couldn’t live without…

other than the obvious like water food and sleep…

mine are..

Olives and Seafood… omg i would cry if i could never have those again!!!

Men – can’t live with or without them

Banter – it keeps me smiling

@GAZLAN wrote:

Speedy recovery wishes sent to you…. :P

Ta very muchly :)

Actually I aint ever met a real live jcer either come to think of it…

but i gladly would if you can fulfil my higher than mariah carey specifications…

1) I want monkey waiters serving me Olives
2) I want to see every jc male in that room performing the dance from american pie with the pillow in between his legs like Jim does for Nadia
3) I…[Read more]

@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

in my case its be the truth it be ahhh tell thee

melody this is jc no one tels the truth

Oh Jesus…now you tell me! :roll:

**conspires some lies to fit in**

I am sooooooo ill :(

I been barking like a seal for 6 days now and its not getting any better!!

Tut @ spanish germs

in my case its be the truth it be ahhh tell thee

Don’t get me started on the bloody EYFS and the new legislation… argh!! Its what I do for a job… you just get comfortable navigating around one set of standards for ofsted and the curriculum then they go and bloody change it!!!!! ARGH

Did you know if someone looks after children for money on a regular basis they have to be registered as a…[Read more]

lol Pete what a cad

***covers her poor innocent virginal eyes***

It would appear I go to the wrong forum… in F2 ppl just talk about shagging but it looking like in F3 everyones boinking everyone else…. Yay its like the 60s and all that free love…

**considers moving forums lol**

Disclaimer – I have not ever been porked, pickled or roasted by any jc member…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

nice siggy beautiful eyes to match that beautiful bottom :lol:

Thank you for the heart of my bottom (pete named the wrong bottom the other day though) and no I don’t mind if you have an eyes one too :D

haha pete there are some pretty shocking ppl on it already… i am for one! Addicted to singing on it lol It’s great coz you get comments from the americans who think you are great even when you blatantly are not!

spiders to breasticles gotta lubz jc

@Pete wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I personally think her breasts are horrible. They are like a couple of cricket balls stuck on her in no mans land, lets face it that doesn’t look natural in the slightest… but each to their own :D

have to agree .. they’d defy gravity ffs

woop woop for us girls with boobs like tennis balls in socks!!! haha

I just wanna slap those twin boyz I hope they don’t get any further than the next bit, if they get to the studio heats I will turn off

I personally think her breasts are horrible. They are like a couple of cricket balls stuck on her in no mans land, lets face it that doesn’t look natural in the slightest… but each to their own :D

will i am insulted by the fake boobs lol

if you think they don’t hurt you…..

http://www.ldexpress.co.uk/ldexpress/DisplayArticle.asp?ID=450176

oi stop talking about my chest lol

@will wrote:

as a single girlie with no hero here

I can be you hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away

:D

Will all i care about is if you can catch a spider and set him free in the garden lol