Melody

@sarah_1 wrote:

@will wrote:

pete just chat has always been free. why start to pay now? the reeson ppl like it so much is cos its free and easey to use.

and we dnt all prat about.

Not directed at will but taking up his comments …..

Very true but quite a few have bumped their gums about trouble with clones. If you register your name (ie pay…

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@Pete wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Oh i see you and melody and me are hidden, but only yours and melody’s beauty are hidden eh

Is that something we chose to do? haha I don’t remember choosing to be elusive!

Oh pete umm you would be handsome if anything but I dunno lol

polite way of saying i’ve seen your picture you ugly git :cry:…

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@Pete wrote:

Oh i see you and melody and me are hidden, but only yours and melody’s beauty are hidden eh

Is that something we chose to do? haha I don’t remember choosing to be elusive!

Oh pete umm you would be handsome if anything but I dunno lol

lmfao nothing like getting into a role is there!

Thanks to kenty and suzie and tweety i feel like I kinda know who am talking to now a bit more :)

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Ok so call me stupid if you like but why does that not show pete and me ?

stupid

runs and hides :lol:

*prepares the wet fish to slap kenty with*

Ok so call me stupid if you like but why does that not show pete and me ?

I have had enough of my 8 year old telling me that everything is ‘sick’

I am racist when it comes to Pete’s football team :lol:

I say cheers too but i say it in a silly voice… like ‘cheee urrrrrs’ so does that make it better? :lol:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Thinking about what a great day was had yesterday @ The Hawk Conservancy watching the flying displays of Birds of Prey.

Best £20 spent all summer holiday. The kids didn’t moan once & I never expected to see Bald eagles flying ….. an awesome sight in Hampshire. :lol:

My girls have had a fun filled summer too Sarah and with the…[Read more]

@sarah_1 wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Darn!

Have you got a hole in your sock? :lol: :wink:

just the end i put my foot in lol

how very dare my thread by buried.

BUMP!!

Ok

I have an inny bellybutton :lol:

Darn!

@kent f OBE wrote:

bundles Melody into a van and whisks her away to a “safe house” :lol:

am ok kenty… i have connections in the eastern european mafia haha jk

ok so getting back to the matter in hand…

Firstly, I am English, I was born in England, however if I trace my ancestory back, which my Grandfather has done on his side, I am directly related to the vikings on my paternal side, and also I have a grandmother who was Italian and a grandmother who was Irish, so if people were wanting to be pedantic…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

*re-books a semi hunky masseur :wink:

lol @ semi

@kent f OBE wrote:

melody..you start so we get an idea of what your looking for :wink: and iwill try make myself look less perfect when i take a second shot :lol:

lmfao ok… but if i post then no one else does am gonna look a complete plank (again)

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@kent f OBE wrote:

wow melody i bet your legs really do go up to ur armpits :lol:

umm not quite but I do have a 34 inch inside leg so buying trooosers is a right pain in the derrier since average womens size is 29, its not all a bouquet of roses being a freak ya know :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

oh where to start :lol:

I’m 30 yrs old :lol:
Have a perfect size 10 body :lol:
My legs go right up to my armpits :lol:
Because im nearly 6ft tall :lol:
My teeth are pearly pearly white :lol:
My hair has just the right shine :lol:
I’m a brain surgeon :lol:

If you would excuse me for a minute theres a guy wearing a white…

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@sarah_1 wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

gees! an elderly female customer just came and said im a silly girl for desicrating my beautiful arm! :lol: even my mum wasn’t that harsh!

You should have asked her who had been chopping sticks on her face.. that would have shut her up :lol:

Now that is a line to remember Melody ….. had me…

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