Melody

@Nemesis wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

If you find out how to do it Nemesis please let me know…I’m fed up with skip-reading.

moi aussi! I am getting where I ignore more and more and sometimes don’t even bother reading the thread at all if the opening sentence doesn’t allure me.

Looks like we`ve just got to keep skip reading. :roll:

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@Melody wrote:

I have been sittting here with my coat for bloody ages…

Well.. Put The Central Heating On Then, You Tight B*stard!!

@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Oh Gawd, I’ve just had a glimpse at a future me.. :lol:

ahem future?

AHEM..

You look more manly than me.. :D

@Melody wrote:

yeah moved back at last! Got a nice place too thank god! Just waiting for virgin media to get their act together and sort my phone and internet out. How rude! Have a happy new year everyone. . . Here’s hoping it is better than last year! Tic i am practicallly a neighbour now and pete. . . Your football comment didn’t merit a smile…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

On the days leading up to my dads death I had a Crow cawing outside my bedroom window and then on the day he died a crow was wandering about outside his room in the garden at the hospice…. similarly the afternoon before my Gran died 2 crows flew over my head and as they got right above me they cawed…

Anyway.. what…

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@sarah_1 wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I have been missing a week but no one missed me lol alas how shall I ever get over this :-k

We did miss you Mel but you had a note. :lol:

How’s the house selling & plans for your new life going ? :)

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@Melody wrote:

I have been missing a week but no one missed me lol alas how shall I ever get over this :-k

We did miss you Mel but you had a note. :lol:

How’s the house selling & plans for your new life going ? :)

@Melody wrote:

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
she marinaded it in mint sauce
And now shes gonna F u c K it

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

when a woman buys condoms she looks like a slapper. :lol:

Happens to you a lot then?.. :lol:

I wish lol

@Melody wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Surprised you notice, you’re on them most of the time!! :wink: :lol:

I thought the same about you but then I realised you are just a shortarse

All’s well then, at least you’re not complaining about my performance!! :wink:

@Melody wrote:

Geordie Joe to win!!!!!!!!

but the I am biased lol

still laying claim to be a northerner i see

@Melody wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

Kiss my stinking ashtray Melody. It’s yummy.

I would but am busy attending the opening of my garage door.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Melody wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

@anc wrote:

I think peeps should put themselves forward for the programme ‘Dating In The Dark’ – could be interesting! pmsl :lol:

sha gging in the dark is good ancy panky when you aint sure who it is lol

you could be doing ya sister :?

as long as you dont kiss its ok

@Melody wrote:

I don’t think poli saw a wolf in Canada

1) I have never made love to Tictax!

2) I have never made love to anyone from jc!

3) I have never made love lol

yeah i have it was gran canaria the lie

erm number 3

@Melody wrote:

eating a pot noodle since i missed dinner

Can you eat it in a seductive way, record it, and post the link on Justchat?.. :)

@WooHoo wrote:

@Melody wrote:

ok what you have to do is write 3 sentences, 2 being truthful and one being a lie and the next poster has to decide which is the lie and then write 3 sentences about themself…

ok I will break the ice…

1) I went to a fee paying all girls school
2) I am one of 7 children
3) I drive an Audi A4 Avante

I think..…

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@Melody wrote:

lol woohoo… my ex is marrying the tart he shagged behind my back so i hear ya !!

Ok on my mind…

today I…
put my house on the market
applied for a new job in Newcastle
looked at property ooop north
Filled out transfer applications for my children to move schools
began looking for new homes for my 2 dogs…

and now am scared!…

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@Melody wrote:

Jeans for Genes day today and I have to wear my jeans for work today and pay a quid to do it… only one slight problem… I always wear jeans to work anyway… tut!

You were conned of a pound by the looks of it.. Although.. Look on the bright side, at least the money goes towards a Good Cause.. Like the boss’ ferrari fund. :shock:

@Melody wrote:

It would be great if position of the week could involve a second person for some of us lol

im sure you could think of some great positions with mr d ‘ldo melody :lol:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

I dont wanna see your sister Will. She’s not very pleasing on the eye.

Being under the influence when you made this comment seems a feeble excuse considering you made it at 10.20am…. supertennants for breakfast was it?

Now of your buisness. :roll: Young Will got my apology, so I’ll leave it…

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